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KlaxonLithology

25 M Houston, TX

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm mostly described as the kind of chill dude you'd wanna sit around and talk about bullshit with. Simple and accurate enough. I know a lot of bullshit, more than any human probably should. And yes, I am in a loving relationship with a wondeful woman and wouldn't want anything else.

I'm a San Antonio native who just recently took a job in Houston for an a petroleum services company. It's a desk job. I can finally into adult. Marky stronk.

I have two degrees and went to university for six years. I never had any school spirit. I don"t even have nation pride. Except for germany! Fatherlaaand goooaaaaaalllllll

Get a few drinks in me and I will talk about space or the cold war or nazis or science or the earth until my significant other tells me to stop torturing you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a geophysicist. Most people don't even know what that is, and when I try to explain they look confused. Basically, I make pictures of the inside of the earth. I get paid to do this.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Learning new shit. And the mental sorts of games. Don't ask me to do sports. I have less hand-eye coordination than a blind person in an epileptic

Also, I love talking shit about everything I can.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you'd picture in your mind a viking slightly not-at-ease in a modern urban environment, that's the impression I tend to give off. Constantly aloof and intimidating. I don't try to be, honest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Frank Herbert's Dune, Contact, Lord of the Rings, The Kite Runner, Poe, HP Lovecraft.

Movies - Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Pan's Labyrinth, Alien(s), God Bless America, Pacific Rim, Arnie flicks, Blade Runner, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Akira,

Shows - Adventure Time, Futurama, Metalocalypse, Superjail!, King Star King, American Dad. COSMOS, both the original run and Neil deGrasse Tyson's newfangled flashmadash. Ancient Aliens and America Unearthed are my favorite shows to talk shit about. So much tinfoil hattery.

Music - I like music.

Food - I like food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Optimal game strategies. Seismic noise reduction techniques. Long-ranging cold war political effects. Globalization. Human destiny. Puns. Food. Low-brow jokes about dildos and bitches and bitches with dildos. This is a deconstruction.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling with my gal. We're movie buffs. I will challenge you to out inb4 me. I am good at this.
You should message me if
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The fuck, why not?