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KlaxonLithology

25 M Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm mostly described as the kind of chill dude you'd wanna sit around and talk about bullshit with. Simple and accurate enough. I know a lot of bullshit, more than any human probably should. And yes, I am in a loving relationship with a wondeful woman and wouldn't want anything else.

I'm a San Antonio native who just recently took a job in Houston for an a petroleum services company. It's a desk job. I can finally into adult. Marky stronk.

I got two degrees and went to university for six years. I never had any school spirit. I don"t even have nation pride. Except for germany! Fatherlaaand goooaaaaaalllllll

Get a few drinks in me and I will talk about space or the cold war or nazis or science or the earth until my significant other tells me to stop torturing you.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a geophysicist. Most people don't even know what that is, and when I try to explain they look confused. Basically, I make pictures of the inside of the earth. I get paid to do this.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Assimilating knowledge. And the mental sorts of games. Don't ask me to do sports. I have less hand-eye coordination than a blind person in an epileptic fit.

People say I'm hilarious, but that depends entirely on your sense of humor.
The first things people usually notice about me
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If you'd picture in your mind a viking slightly not-at-ease in a modern urban environment, that's the impression I tend to give off. Constantly aloof and intimidating. I don't try to be, honest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Frank Herbert's Dune, Contact, Lord of the Rings, The Kite Runner, Poe, HP Lovecraft.

Movies - Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Pan's Labyrinth, Alien(s), Prometheus, 2001: A Space Odyssey, God Bless America, Pacific Rim, Arnie flicks, Blade Runner, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Akira.

Shows - The Daily Show, Star Trek: TNG & DS9, Battlestar Galactica, King Star KingMetalocalypse, Adventure Time, Archer, QI, Futurama, both Carl Sagan and Neil Degrasse Tyson's Cosmos. I have been known to watch Ancient Aliens as the purest form of comedy.

Music - I like music.

Food - I like food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wikipedia
Wallet
Music
Fire
Napalm
Tabatha
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Optimal video game strategies. Seismic noise reduction techniques. Long-ranging cold war political effects. Globalization. Human destiny. Puns. Food. Low-brow jokes about dildos. Bitches. Shit to talk shit about next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling with my gal. We're movie buffs. Almost every movie we will sit there and talk shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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A catfish larger than the township of newark.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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The fuck, why not?