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25 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 4
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Forget about me: if you wear long, flowy, flowery hippie dresses, please skip the rest of this profile and message me and I will give you my phone number immediately.
What I’m doing with my life
There is a very good reason why the Charlie Brown Christmas album plays. He walks outside in laps, loops, parallel lines, residential pockets with the high churches. Leaves transform into shit-sludge, drying, dampening, drying again and then dampening again. Someone just found the simultaneous polar emotional existences that happen, and when we hear it we hear the warming past present and future love of family, while we also hear the barrenness of leafless trees that becomes us, even if they are placed together, and even if we are as well.
I’m really good at
Falling in love (with lots of stuff and people)

Making French onion soup, gumbo. Pie.
Providing entertainment via Youtube.
Catching shit that I drop / is dropped (this is because I have had so much practice, because I drop / have dropped so much shit)
Making people smile, making them comfortable.
Making huge plans.
Constructing well thought out arguments
Waking up absurdly early sometimes.
Loving wood.
Being sentimental.
The first things people usually notice about me
Deep voice. Plaid. Denim. Book. Shy smirk but not demeanor. Flirt. Boots.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Infinite Jest, Blood Meridian, Suttree, Remains of the Day, Dubliners, As I Lay Dying, American Pastoral, White Noise

3:10 to Yuma, There Will Be Blood, Once Upon a Time in the West, Rushmore, the Life Aquatic

Deadwood. Twin Peaks. Martha Stewart's cooking show. The Sopranos. West Wing.

Bill Callahan, The Dixie Hummingbirds, Lambchop, Joao Gilberto, Sharon Van Etten, Kendrick Lamar, LCD Soundsystem, R Kelly

Pho. Then literally everything else. I don't dislike any food.
The six things I could never do without
Creating art and feeling pride in it
Loving people wholly, immensely
Renewal / Rejuvenation (in hot shower or epiphany)
The desk in my room (my most prized possession, an antique from New Orleans)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I might flirt with this cute girl in Victrola.
Girls in flowy, flowery hippie dresses
Places I'd like to live around the country / world.
What names I'd like to name my daughters someday (way down the road)
Ideas for short fiction.
Books I've recently read / will read shortly.
Music I've recently heard
How many people there are, everywhere.
Vashon Island.
New Orleans.
On a typical Friday night I am
No different from any other night I don't know maybe reading maybe drinking maybe eating? Maybe TV? Maybe quiet night? Maybe yelling? Screaming songs into a microphone at Bush Garden
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have pretty OCD tendencies sometimes, I think. That's not really a good answer, though... I pee in the shower sometimes?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If this comic is beautiful / striking to you:

If you really like the idea of going to a place and sitting down and looking into someone's eyes and talking with them, laughing with them, being open with them. And then making out.

And especially if you're a girl who likes wearing flowy, flowery hippie dresses