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Klorden

24 Ithaca, NY Trans Woman

Trans Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Pansexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a transwoman, please don't let that freak you out. Trust me, it's fucking rad.

I love to travel, and would love to see every inch of this crazy world. I've been knocking off the continents like white heads in the morning.
I love cooking and food is a passion. It is my day job, but also what I think about in the shower, in bed, while driving, any chance I get to refine that soup I made this morning.
My other passion and avenue for money is my writing. I write poetry and short stories, and have gotten a few of them published in various books/magazines.
Good beer, good food, and a view of nature is how I'd like to spend the rest of my life, it would be sweet to not get there alone.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have my B.A. in English Literature.
I say everyday that I am a writer, but so far that hasn't gotten me famous.
To pay for my breakfast though I am a chef

And I'm obviously really busy with the whole making my outward appearance match my inner identity.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I'm good at writing, snowboarding, talking, drinking, swearing (properly), Cooking! I'd cook every meal if some one else did the shopping.
I like to brew my own beer, and I like to think I'm getting good at it.
I'm pretty good at the overhand Frisbee throw
I'm really good at making jokes that take things too far
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
would have to be my sense of humor. I can be a bit harsh when making jokes and tend not to take into account who is around me. My friends usually warn people who are about to meet me "If she's mean, that means she likes you"

Or maybe its my Adams apple, how would I know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many favorite books to list here, or too many I think you'll give a shit about. But I like Hemingway, Joyce, Faulkner, Webster, Twain, Asimov, Frost, Whitman, Clark, Heinlein, Jordan, Vonnegut, Sanderson, King, see? too many
I love psychological movies, things that deal with bending and manipulating the mind. I am also tackling the Oscars, watching every best picture. Scifi films are always good and I like intelligent comedies.
I watch a lot of news, but I enjoy shows like, How I Met Your Mother, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Always Sunny, Southpark, and any documentaries on nature.
Honestly I've given up television for the most part, having to watch commercials actually makes me sick to my stomach
Music, I listen to a lot of different stuff but my favorite artist can inform this question, The Doors, Black Sabbath, Led Zepplin, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Fleet Foxes, Chuck Berry, Mos Def, Jay-z, Lupe Fiasco, The Beatles, Lemon Jelly, Johnny Cash, Elton John, College, Alicia Keys, Nas.
Food- I cant possibly try to quantify this, I will say the same to you that I told people when I first visited Thailand, "I am going to try anything a native puts in front of me"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A good book- I try to keep one with me at all times. You never know when you might be sitting there doing nothing, and I'd rather be reading than staring at a phone screen.
2. My eyes- self explanatory (also goes for any of my body parts)
3. My family- First off, they literally made me, but for less practical purposes they are very supportive and loving.
4. Long walks through the woods. Disconnect from the ridiculous world we live in.
5. Breakfast.
6. That first sip of beer after an especially rough shift on a friday.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The existence of a higher power, politics, the future, the past, hockey, dinner time, pillows, sleeping, robots, overpopulation, space exploration, if I left my oven on, sex, coffee
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays are usually my night to relax after the work week. I'll devour the book I'm reading, watch a string of related movies, really crank out some hours in a video game.
I'm not really into the bar scene. If I wanted to get drunk (which I do) I'd rather do it around people I enjoy, in a setting that I can enjoy them. Dodging strangers in an otherwise uncomfortably confined space, and protecting my ten dollar single shot mixer doesn't sound like a blast. I don't hate all bars, just statistically speaking I know I don't like most.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I weigh about 145, and once I held hands with a girl in grade school solely for a bet. It was the best pudding I ever won.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you can read a book, hate our generation, love exotic food, have any interest in the video game industry, can prove that you read, or if you think I'm really good looking or something.

But you have to say more than "Hey", which would explain my apparently selective manner

*Important note* If you ask about my genitals in the first message I'm going to assume you are a turd.