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Klorden

23 F Burdett, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:04pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Retired
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
I just moved back to Ithaca from southern California. I loved my time out there, but the SoCal vibe wasn't really for me. I'm on here to find a relationship with an open minded and understanding person.

**While I was in Cali I began accepting myself as a transgender individual. I'm MTF, but obviously only just beginning my journey. So if you're still interested after reading that and the rest of my profile, I can provide photos of me presenting as my correct gender. If you have a problem with transfolk, just move along, there's no point in telling me**

I love to travel, and would love to see every inch of this crazy world. I've been knocking off the continents like white heads in the morning.
I love cooking and food is a passion. It is my day job, but also what I think about in the shower, in bed, while driving, any chance I get to refine that soup I made this morning.
My other passion and avenue for money is my writing. I write poetry and short stories, and have gotten a few of them published in various books/magazines.
Good beer, good food, and a view of nature is how I'd like to spend the rest of my life, and that scene would be way better with YOU sitting next to me.
What I’m doing with my life
I've just graduated with my B.A. in English Literature.
I say everyday that I am a writer, but so far that hasn't gotten me famous yet.
To pay for my breakfast though I am a chef

And I'm obviously really busy with the whole making my outward appearance match my inner identity.
I’m really good at
I like to think I'm good at writing, snowboarding, talking, drinking, swearing (properly), Cooking! I'd cook every meal if some one else did the shopping.
I like to brew my own beer, and I like to think I'm getting good at it.
I'm pretty good at the overhand Frisbee throw
I'm really good at making jokes that take things too far
The first things people usually notice about me
would have to be my sense of humor. I can be a bit harsh when making jokes and tend not to take into account who is around me. My friends usually warn people who are about to meet me "If she's mean, that means she likes you"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too many favorite books to list here, or too many I think you'll give a shit about. But I like Hemingway, Joyce, Faulkner, Webster, Twain, Asimov, Frost, Whitman, see? too many
I love psychological movies, things that deal with bending and manipulating the mind. I am also tackling the Oscars, watching every best picture. Scifi films are always good and I like intelligent comedies.
I watch a lot of news, but I enjoy shows like, How I Met Your Mother, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Always Sunny, Southpark, and any documentaries on nature.
Honestly I've given up television for the most part, having to watch commercials actually makes me sick to my stomach
Music, I listen to a lot of different stuff but my favorite artist can inform this question, The Doors, Bob Dylan, Chuck Berry, Mos Def, Jay-z, Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco, The Beatles, Lemon Jelly, Johnny Cash, Elton John, College, Alicia Keys, Nas.
Food- I cant possibly try to quantify this, I will say the same to you that I told people when I first visited Thailand, "I am going to try anything a native puts in front of me"
The six things I could never do without
Sadly in this day and age this is a pretty poor looking list,
1. My cellphone- it's a requirement in this society
2. My eyes- self explanatory (also goes for any of my body parts)
3. My wallet- I need my ID and my money to function
4. Good food- I hate when people say they love food, of fucking course you do, its food;but since I started cooking professionally its become a passion.
5. The internet- 90% of my schoolwork is there, and I find pictures of cats with text typed over them to be thought provoking and the best art our generation has invented. 5.1- Sarcasm, (I actually fucking hate cat pictures with text on them)
6. Human interaction- I consider myself a cursed introvert. I dislike most people but I feel compelled to meet and interact with them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The existence of a higher power, politics, the future, the past, hockey, dinner time, pillows, sleeping,
On a typical Friday night I am
Fridays are usually my night to relax after the work week. I'll devour the book I'm reading, watch a string of related movies, really crank out some hours in a video game.
I'm not really into the bar scene. If I wanted to get drunk (which I do) I'd rather do it around people I enjoy, in a setting that I can enjoy them. Dodging strangers in an otherwise uncomfortably confined space, and protecting my ten dollar single shot mixer doesn't sound like a blast. I don't hate all bars, just statistically speaking I know I don't like most.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I weigh about 145, and once I held hands with a girl in grade school solely for a bet. It was the best pudding I ever won.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you can read a book, hate our generation, love exotic food, have any interest in the video game industry, can explain Plato's cave or would like to learn about it, or if you think I'm really good looking or something.

But you have to say more than "Hey", which would explain my apparently selective manner