Here goes... I'm a guy, working long hours as a restaurant manager, but would rather be spending my time doing something I enjoy a lot more, such as writing or making short films and the like. I'm a gigantic music nerd and musician, and will probably try to get you into lots of different bands you might not have heard of. Concerts are the greatest pastime. I'm also a huge movie nerd and will try to get you to watch a bunch of weird movies... Just looking to have fun right now, nothing too serious. If it ends up being something more, so be it, but that's not really what I'm here for... Oh, and don't mean to brag, but I fucking rule at karaoke.

Jeez, thought I answered that in the last question... Restaurant manager, aspiring writer, music / movie / tv nerd, uhhhhhh....

Writing, making noise, looking calm and collected, spacing out 5 million light years away

A professor of mine once said I have a very zen-like quality to me and she could never tell if I was actually getting what was going on in the class because I just looked so content with everything. Everyone used to think I was the biggest stoner around before I ever even touched weed because of my usually "chill" (ugh) demeanor.

Oh boy...

Always been a big Stephen King fan since my teen days. Nowadays, also big into Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Cormac McCarthy, Murakami, Hunter S. Thompson, Paul Auster, Philip K Dick, Lovecraft, and so forth...

Music, good lord, music... Ween is the greatest band since the Beatles (I will not say "was" as I am still in denial that they are over). Melvins, Built to Spill, Spiritualized, Jesus Lizard, Mclusky, Tom Waits, Morphine, Swans, Nick Cave, Townes Van Zandt, Willie Nelson, Butthole Surfers, Meat Puppets, Menomena, Sleep, Electric Wizard, Captain Beefheart, Minutemen, Sonic Youth, Devo, Bowie, Fugazi, Wu Tang, Mogwai, Leonard Cohen, Funkadelic, Public Enemy, Guided By Voices, Dinosaur Jr, Mark Lanegan, Floyd, shit, I'll be here for hours...

Most David Lynch, Coen Brothers, weird/trippy movies like Holy Mountain, Gaspar Noe, Kurosawa, The Good, The Bad and the Ugly, The Graduate, Happiness, Being John Malkovich, Best In Show, Oldboy, Being There, In the Mood For Love, Videodrome, After Hours, Repulsion, The Thing, Battle Royale, Black Dynamite, Jacob's Ladder........

Breaking Bad is probably the greatest show I've ever seen, including The Wire. Arrested Development was genius (I like to boast that I watched it since the first episode aired since I'm cool like that). Louie is groundbreaking these days. Mr. Show was the greatest sketch show ever followed by Kids In the Hall... Archer, Parks and Rec, Always Sunny, Community, Mad Men, Eastbound, Childrens Hospital, Party Down, Trailer Park Boys, Homeland, Delocated.........

Music
Books
Film
Shit, this is sounding too basic. Things!!!!

How to answer this question in one sentence

There is no typical.

Ummmm.... I'm pretty open about anything, so... Whatever you'd like to know...

Just do it. I roll my eyes whenever I see "if you want to" but hey, it's true, as generic as that is. Just be cool and funny and pretty awesome, please, and don't expect anything more than some fun, whatever that might imply. Let's smoke a bowl together and see where it goes.