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I am sarcastic, easy-going, and fnord

Knautilus

27 / m / straight / Single

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, United States

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Ethnicity White

Height 5' 9" (1.75m).

Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Casual encounters (sex partners)

Smokes No

Drinks Often

Drugs Never

Religion Other and laughing about it

Sign Leo but it doesn't matter

Education Graduated from two-year college

Job Computer / Hardware / Software

Income N/A

Kids Likes children

Pets Likes dogs and Likes cats

Languages English (Fluently)

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My self-summary

Well, hello. My name is Bryan. I'm very easy-going and drama-free. I am a computer repairman, which I quite like.

I spend almost every waking moment thinking about something. Sometimes when people make jokes, it takes me a few seconds to laugh because I'm thinking too hard about what the person said. But I value my ability to think for myself, and use it as much as possible.

I like most music except country and rap. I could listen to Pink Floyd all day. I'm quite a movie buff. I like most movies that surprise me, and I'm a total sucker for heist movies (it's just fun to cheer for the bad guys). I have an XBox 360 as well, and that's a lot of fun. It's a good way to keep in touch with friends in other parts of the country.

I'm generally a happy person. And I'd like to meet people who are also easy-going and happy.

What I'm doing with my life

I work for a software company. I'm also an active martial artist. I have a black belt in Shorin Ryu, and am working on the same in Goju Ryu.

I'm really good at

Karate, naming movie quotes, and thinking through my problems. I've got a decent singing voice when the mood strikes me. Irish drinking songs kick ass.

I'm able to laugh at my own mistakes, and learn from them.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

I'm a good listener. Also once I get to know you a little, my sense of humor is pretty dirty.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books:
Nightwatch by Terry Pratchett, Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, The Andromeda Strain by Michael Crichton, Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton, Wicked by Gregory Maguire, Anthem by Ayn Rand, the dictionary

Movies:
Blade Runner, Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead, The Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, Dead Like Me, Futurama, Anything by Monty Python...just to name a few

Music:

First and foremost, I should say that Danny Elfman and Jonathon Coulton are two halves of the same god. The rest are in no particular order.

Vienna Teng, Vanessa Carlton, Within Temptation, Nightwish, Pink Floyd, David Lanz, Phantom of the Opera, Les Misérables, Wicked the Musical, Patty Griffin, Tori Amos, lots of movie soundtracks.

Foods:
I'm on a freaking diet! I really struggle to eat healthy, but it's hard when you love food. My favorite resturants are The Pi (pizzeria in Salt Lake City), Subway, Taj, Jersey Mike's, Grinders (also in Salt Lake), East Coast Subs (again, in SLC), Hideaway Pizza.

The six things I could never do without

Good music and a set of headphones
My family & friends
A difficult problem to solve (which is one of the reasons I love my job)
A good bottle of scotch / wine / beer
Something good to read
The wisdom of George Carlin

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Why are the majority of my matches are bisexual? It's not a turn-off and it doesn't bother me. But 75% of the people in my quiver are bisexual. Odd, huh?

On a typical Friday night I am

Hanging out with friends, playing XBox with friends, drinking with friends.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here

I sometimes cry when I hear the song "No Man's Land" (a.k.a. "The Green Fields of France").

I sing in the car, even when the radio is off.

You should message me if

You should message me if you are laid-back and generally happy.

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