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Knaved

27 M Ithaca, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Brooklyner and theatrical illumination guru with emo glasses, Texan roomies, and a laugh that rolls out easily (and often at inappropriate times).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Attempting to self better and working in theater and events as a lighting designer. I also listen to a lot of podcasts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Whistling
The Alphabet
Naming alien species in the Mos Easley Cantina
Electricity
Avoiding the smelly subway car
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My blue eyes. Or curly hair. Or my predilection for creative expletives: "rumpled ass hat" is my current favorite.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Catch-22, Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah, Evolution of God, Zero Sum, A Brief History of Time, Fantasy (Patrick Rothfuss, Tolkien...), Sci Fi (Asimov, Larry Niven, Neal Stephenson, William Gibson...), Shakespeare

Movies: Real Genius (anyone else love awful 80s movies?), anything Mel Brooks, anything Tarantino, Star Wars (classic), Star Trek (all, but new more), When Harry Met Sally

Shows: Breaking Bad was the best. Battlestar Galactica was great. Then it wasn't. I love cartoons. Family Guy, Archer, South Park... I know getting my news from Colbert and the Daily Show makes me a bad adult but broadcast journalism is awful (read the NY Times instead)

Music: The wiggly floaty happy dance-y kind. You know. YOU KNOW. And also folksy things: Lumineers, Old Crow Medicine Show, THE BAND.

Food: Too many terrible things, but I am trying to be better. I want to be a vegetarian because meat production is killing the environment, but I can't because Have You Tried Bacon?!

Podcasts: Radiolab is nerd heaven, This American Life makes me more human, and 99% Invisible helps me notice the unnoticed things worth noticing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My smart phone (not proud)
Diet coke
A Metrocard
Book stores to sit in, drink hot coffee in, read in and never buy anything
Hilarious things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Running a show!
And then either the bars with the crew or at home with House of Cards (Kevin Spacey you sexy beast)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I think the world would be a better place if everyone just smiled more. And had sex all the time. And could fly.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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I accept only opening messages written in iambic pentameter or including no fewer then three truly atrocious puns.

Not really. Honestly I'm a little blown away when any girl makes first contact. Silly gender roles.