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27 M Ithaca, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 5
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Brooklyner and theatrical illumination guru with emo glasses, Texan roomies, and a laugh that rolls out easily (and often at inappropriate times).
What I’m doing with my life
Attempting to self better and working in theater and events as a lighting designer. I also listen to a lot of podcasts.
I’m really good at
The Alphabet
Naming alien species in the Mos Easley Cantina
Avoiding the smelly subway car
The first things people usually notice about me
My blue eyes. Or curly hair. Or my predilection for creative expletives: "rumpled ass hat" is my current favorite.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Catch-22, Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah, Evolution of God, Zero Sum, A Brief History of Time, Fantasy (Patrick Rothfuss, Tolkien...), Sci Fi (Asimov, Larry Niven, Neal Stephenson, William Gibson...), Shakespeare

Movies: Real Genius (anyone else love awful 80s movies?), anything Mel Brooks, anything Tarantino, Star Wars (classic), Star Trek (all, but new more), When Harry Met Sally

Shows: Breaking Bad was the best. Battlestar Galactica was great. Then it wasn't. I love cartoons. Family Guy, Archer, South Park... I know getting my news from Colbert and the Daily Show makes me a bad adult but broadcast journalism is awful (read the NY Times instead)

Music: The wiggly floaty happy dance-y kind. You know. YOU KNOW. And also folksy things: Lumineers, Old Crow Medicine Show, THE BAND.

Food: Too many terrible things, but I am trying to be better. I want to be a vegetarian because meat production is killing the environment, but I can't because Have You Tried Bacon?!

Podcasts: Radiolab is nerd heaven, This American Life makes me more human, and 99% Invisible helps me notice the unnoticed things worth noticing.
The six things I could never do without
My smart phone (not proud)
Diet coke
A Metrocard
Book stores to sit in, drink hot coffee in, read in and never buy anything
Hilarious things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Running a show!
And then either the bars with the crew or at home with House of Cards (Kevin Spacey you sexy beast)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I think the world would be a better place if everyone just smiled more. And had sex all the time. And could fly.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I accept only opening messages written in iambic pentameter or including no fewer then three truly atrocious puns.

Not really. Honestly I'm a little blown away when any girl makes first contact. Silly gender roles.