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Knerd

33 / M / Straight / Single

Portland, Oregon

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I own the car, but make payments on the suit. July 2010

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most recent. January 2011

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This is me enjoying a gin and tonic after officiating my third wedding. For the record, I don't think anyone should get married, ever. But if you pay me I'll perform your ceremony and keep my opinions about marriage relatively quiet. July 2010

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See what happens when you try to ride a bike sober? December 2008

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