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KnifeParty87

27 M Saint Louis, MO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
For starters I'm really bad at this.

I'm pretty open minded, down to earth, likes trying new things, enjoys going out and staying in.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
trying to balance work, school, socialization, my self, and sleep.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cuddling, being left-handed, beating cancer, and giving high-fives
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
why don't you tell me?
Probably my curly hair
Hopefully my outstanding personalty
Or possibly my 6-pack abs (kidding)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
It's too hard to just name a few. Open your mind!

Books - The Outsiders, Lord of the Flies, Rumble Fish, Zombie Survival Guide, American Hardcore. (I wish I made more time to read)

Music - Deftones, The Mars Volta, Wu-Tang Clan, Mastodon, Alkaline Trio, Immortal Technique, The Beatles, Black Flag, Bad Brains, In Flames, Primus, Johnny Cash, Portugal. The Man, The Flaming Lips, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Radiohead, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, Modest Mouse, Metalica, Black Sabbath, Blink 182, Lady Gaga, No Doubt, Weezer, The Fall of Troy, Caspa, Rusko, Gorilla Biscuits, Modern Life Is War, Smashing Pumpkins, Muse, Ween, Lamb of God, Outkast, Devotchka, Gogol Bordello, Beastie Boys, The Prodigy, System of a Down, Descendants, Queens of the Stone Age, Nine Inch Nails, Lupe Fiasco, etc. (I'm probably forgetting 1 or 2 or a thousand).

Movies - Anchorman, Jay & Silent Bob, Mallrats, The Warriors, Batman, TMNT, Rushmore, When Harry Met Sally, Inception, Life Aquatic, Matrix, Scott Pilgrim, District 9, Clockwork Orange, Pineapple Express, Superbad, Fightclub, 300, Billy Madison, etc.

T.V. - Eastbound & Down, South Park, The Office, Community, Parks & Recreation, Its Always Sunny, Daria, Seinfeld, Futurama, Rockos Moderns Life, Top Chef, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Arrested Development, Walking Dead.

Food - Sushi, Sushi, Sushi, Sushi, Sushi. Runners up being Mexican & Chinese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm going to do 7 because of how rebellious I am.

My Dog
Gum
Tea
Friends
Giraffes
Mitch Hedberg
Super Nintendo
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What happened to all of my socks?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out, staying in, or working. Every Friday is different
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had leukemia when I was 3
Get to know me, and I'll open up
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Well if you've made it this far, you might as well say something, right? OR if you are just really bored and want to talk to someone who has a bad sleep schedule.

I'm kinda shy at first, but its pretty easy for me to get comfortable.

Do Not Message Me If
- you give 1 arm hugs. WEAK

P.S. this is what the alphabet would look like if Q & R were eliminated.