I always dislike filling out a self-summary. I'm a 28 year old sith lord. I like soft pretzels. Hockey. Riding fixed. Beers. The city. Tattoos. Not wearing socks as much a possible. Owls. Horses. Thunderstorms. I love my friends. Wolf pack. Dance parties. Soaking up the sun. Nature. I love my family very much. Traveling. Toast. Orange soda. Cheeseburgers. I hate eggs. I'm pretty down to earth. I enjoy learning something new everyday. I can make just about anyone laugh. I do not bite my nails. Tequila. Bows and arrows. Singing in the shower. Thrifting. I'm obsessed with buying paintings. Waffles with peanut butter and syrup. Cabin parties. Looking good. Harry potter is my hero. Natives. Rolling joints. Day drinking. Sour candies. Christmas cookies. Slippers. Necessary evil. Jewelry. Sleeping on the floor.

On a plane, on a plane, off to see the city girls again.

Running. Laughing. Listening to music too loud. Dancing. Softball. Drinking beers at a fast pace. Pissing people off. People say I swim like a dolphin. Grabbing boards in the paint. Intense stares. Tying knots. Not washing my hair. Trivia. Nature walks. Chlorine inhalation.

Brown hair with a red beard.

TV- Stanley cup finals

Music- I had a dream, that frightened me awake.

Movie- Twins

Food- Jolly ranchers

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Crashing this plane, with no survivors!

Drinking beer. Discussing time travel.

I don't shine shoes, I don't tape ankles, I don't cut checks...strait cash homie

You'll loan me your toothbrush, you'll bartend my party. You have problems with drinking milk and being school tardy.

You think I'm cooler than a polar bear's toenail.