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Knifie_Sp00nie

33 / M / bisexual / Available

Austin, Texas

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Casual sex
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am quiet, handy, and inquisitive.

My Self-Summary

The first thing you should know is that I'm married. My wife, vpactionranger, and I are adventuring in polyamory.

The general summary is always the hardest to do. Read on and I'll get to this eventually.

What I’m doing with my life

Trying to figure out what to do with my life. I have more interests and hobbies than I have time. I work as a webmaster for money, which also means I spend a lot of time on the internet. I'm geeky, but not an isolationist. I prefer RPGs and board games to WoW and like to get outside for photography and motorcycling.

I’m really good at

Most things I put my mind to. I gravitate towards cooking, photography, tinkering, and writing. I'm also really good at being a slacker, which sometimes gets in the way. I'm a classic jack-of-all-trades, renaissance man, or polymath.

The first things people usually notice about me

My hair. It's down to my waist.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books- Just Another Empire by Mark Driver, Jennifer Government by Max Berry, 1984, the Hitchiker's Guide series, Daniel Quinn, John C. Lilly, short story collections, nonfiction

Movies/TV- Fight Club, Super Troopers, Doom Generation, Dune (Yes, the David Lynch version), Adult Swim cartoons, ancient empire documentaries, Jackass, Joss Whedon, Terry Gilliam, and the Zuckers make a lot of stuff I like.

Music- Optimus Rhyme, Jesse Dangerously, both MCs Chris and Frontalot. Billy Talent, the Offspring, Bad Religion, NoFX. REM, TMBG, , John S. Hall, Weird Al Yankovic. Sphongle, Inlakesh, and anything else trippy.

Food- fond, cinnamon, cheese, baked goods, poutine. Everything else. I like trying all sorts of new foods. If I can't find something I want to try, I'll make it.

The six things I could never do without

imagination, affection, free will, the unknown, a project, the four Fs

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Life, the universe, and everything. I like finding the connections between things even when there aren't any. I use memetics as a way to rationalize the world. Sex is always popular.