Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I want you to know something.... I love you. I've probably never
met you. I don't know you. And I can't ever really know you. But I
love you. I always have, and I always will. Love is eternal and not
conditioned on whether I know you or not.
I forgot this for awhile. I got wounded. I was scared. I was
trained to believe the lies we tell. I thought I had to protect
something. ...I'm sorry for that. I'm better now. :-)
You should join me. It's fun.
I'm not looking for completion. I don't want to feel that you need
me (outside the bedroom). I'm not going to play games. This is
going to be something real... maybe for the first time in your
life. Are you with me?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I moved to the city almost a year ago to start a job building apps
and infrastructure for Savory. You can checkout my handiwork in the
App Store. If you live or work in midtown Manhattan, you might have
already ordered from us.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
foiling the plot of supervillians
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
, The Matrix
, Fight Club
, American Beauty
, Groundhog's Day
, Ocean's Eleven
, Love Actually
, Big Fish
, Tommy Boy
, October Sky
, Love Potion No. 9
, Wedding Crashers
, Pretty much anything else by Chuck
Palahniuk, Hardcore Zen
, Sit Down and Shut Up
in Karma Dipped in Chocolate
, The Power of Now
Time with Bill Maher
, The Simpsons
, Family Guy
, Game of Thrones
, The Daily Show
Food I eat just about everyday
Organic Apples, Organic Free Range Chicken Breast, Whey protein and
almond milk, organic cage-free Omega-3 eggs, Wallaby organic plain
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
oxygen, water, food, warmth, iPhone, and something I choose to die
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how we imagine these seemingly arbitrary string of accidents come
to define something resembling the life and times of mankind
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
embarking on an epic quest, a perilous journey, a test of will,
guided by the ancients, charged by the majesty, and joined by loyal
compatriots. We endeavor to explore the mysteries of the
universe... or multiverse.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you don't need love (I have mine. You have yours. We'll trade.);
you're capable of stimulating conversation; you're warm,
vulnerable, affectionate, and open to absolutely everything; you
have explored, are exploring, and are eager to explore every inch
of the human spirit... especially the uncomfortable parts; and you
can make me feel a crazy amount of sexual attraction.
You understand your weapons---hair, makeup, skirt, heels,
smile---know how to use them, yet are not identified with
You have passion. You understand that all work is
play :-P. You’re supportive, nurturing, and self-aware. You live
with fire, passion, drive, intelligence, and peace.
Who are you looking for?
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