You are in an art museum when a blind man deliberately starts a fire. He becomes separated from his guide dog and they are both wandering among the flames lost and confused. You face this decision; save the dog, save the arsonist or save an artwork.

• I'd save the arsonist.
• I'd save an artwork.
• I'd save the dog.
• To hell with that, I'd just save myself.

Who writes these things anyway? This is practically a english short answer question.

Do you feel that having sex with someone you have known less than one year would be too soon?

• Yes.
• No.

One year?! Who wrote this? I read it over twice thinking it was like 1 day, 1 week or at most 1 month. But 1 year? You should either have sex with them by then or wait until marriage, but waiting for your one year anniversary is absurd!

Which of these four planets in our solarsystem would be closest to your own characteristics?

• Mars; cold, aggressive and/or inhospitable
• Pluto; distant, mysterious and/or hard-to-get
• Venus; warm, embracing and/or passive
• Jupiter; impressive, bright and/or active

Well, this is interesting question. First of all Pluto isn't a planet anymore. Second of all. How is Venus embracing and yet passive at the same time?
This must be based on astrology or something. I'm going to skip it as it is just far too confusing for me.