"The most polite stalker I've ever had the pleasure of meeting" - Julia Shmocklebocker (RIP)
"He is armed and dangerous. Please call the number on the bottom of your screen if you have any information that can lead up to his arrest"
- Everyone in the NYPD
"Why don't you ever call your mother!? You don't ask yourself, 'hey is my mother alive? Maybe I should call her and check on her once in a while'."
- My Mother
"I would set Kevin up with one of my friends but then he'd be hanging around all the time. "
- Nichole J.
"Kevin is a guy that you meet and then you can't unmeet him. Is that a good quote? Please leave my apartment, now. I'm closing the door, Kevin. Bye. Yeah, okay. Bye." - Peter O.
"Kevin doesn't have that thing in his brain that picks up on when he's not wanted"
- Heard through Pete's apartment door