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KnopfAProblem

32 M Ottawa, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Well, I'm a 32 year old Cape Bretoner who transplanted himself into the middle of Ottawa. I brought my dry sarcasm, my loud voice, and my woefully over sized head.

I like to think of myself as an over-educated, under-cultured, and super-confident renaissance nerd who'll kick your butt in a game of drunk monopoly.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently in a perpetual state of new beginnings (More like Groundhog Day, than that episode of TNG with Kelsey Grammer, though).

I wear camouflage and pretend to be a public servant - so far I'm still unable to convince them I am their new leader.
I’m really good at
baking bread, being obsessive about beer, helping friends pick out clothes.

I also make mix tapes, basement wine, and colourful remarks.
The first things people usually notice about me
is the abundance of casual swearing I manage to fit into one sentence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The unplugged version of Anna Ternheim's "No, I Don't Remember".

PJ Harvey and Nick Cave singing Henry Lee.

Concrete Blonde's "Take Me Home".

Pretty much anything by Ben folds or Tori Amos (except for Boys for Pele - that was horseshit).
The six things I could never do without
Wine. Gregory House. Beer. Licorice. Honey. Universal health care.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do you need new bands? Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact.
On a typical Friday night I am
enjoying a fine selection of Netflix, (fake) sausage, and beer. Quantities vary.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a kid, I used to record audio of myself pretending to be a DJ AND a PJ (when I was a kid, Phil Guerrero was the shit). Those cassette tapes are as horrifically embarrassing as you might imagine.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Remember that time we got WICKED drunk off the beer we brewed together in our basement?

No? Well, if you wanna do that, you should totally hit me up.

Also, I have a cat. If you also like cats, you must message me. We can exchange cat bow ties.