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32 Ottawa, Ontario, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:09am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a Cape Bretoner transplanted into Ottawa. I brought my dry sarcasm, my loud voice, and my woefully over sized head.

I like to think of myself as an over-educated, under-cultured, and super-confident nerd who'll kick your butt in a game of drunk monopoly.

I swear like a sailor, sing like a harpy, and eat like a viking (a mostly vegetarian viking with better table manners).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Other than fermenting beer/wine/mead in my basement, I also like to bake bread to help me zone out on boring Sunday afternoons.

I've had a long term interest in film photography, and obsess over cold war Russian cameras and lenses. I used to silk screen my own shirts, paste together my own wall art collages, and organize my own LP collection.

Right now I'm trying to figure out the logistics of building a tiny home in the disgustingly cold Ottawa winters.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
baking bread, being obsessive about beer, helping friends pick out clothes.

I also make mix tapes, basement wine, and colourful remarks.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is the abundance of casual swearing I manage to fit into one sentence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The unplugged version of Anna Ternheim's "No, I Don't Remember".

PJ Harvey and Nick Cave singing Henry Lee.

Concrete Blonde's "Take Me Home".

Pretty much anything by Ben folds or Tori Amos (except for Boys for Pele - that was horseshit).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wine. Gregory House. Beer. Licorice. Honey. Universal health care.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do you need new bands? Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
making mix tapes and colourful remarks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was a kid, I used to record audio of myself pretending to be a DJ AND a PJ (when I was a kid, Phil Guerrero was the shit). Those cassette tapes are as horrifically embarrassing as you might imagine.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Remember that time we got WICKED drunk off the beer we brewed together in our basement?

No? Well, if you wanna do that, you should totally hit me up.

Also, I have a cat. If you also like cats, you must message me. We can exchange cat bow ties.