TL;DR - Being a superhero or supervillain, depending on my
Just moved to SF on my birthday in August! Woohoo! Pretty excited
about the city and having my own place in it!
This is the dream life
I always wanted (almost). I spend
my life the way I love to: with wonderful family and friends,
exploring and adventuring, and making a difference in the world.
The "almost" is because I haven't succeeded at world takeover yet
and because it's about to get even better once you are a part of
Travel is amazing!
It will make you grow as a
person and give you super powers. Plus, you get to try new experiences
, eat bizarre food
, and meet fascinating
Breathing underwater is an awesome super power. I've met manta
rays, dolphins, turtles, sharks, eels, lobsters, crabs, sea horses,
squid, sea lions, seals, sea otters, and much much more!
Flying is a pretty handy super power too. I embarked on a solo
round-the-world backpacking trip to so many amazing places, always
going west until I was back in SF. Thailand was paradise, but it
wasn't meant to last! Super-Dan smiled wistfully and effortlessly
tossed tourists from the island onto the aircraft carrier. Ok ok, I
helped other tourists and natives climb the rope net from a raft
tossing around in huge 15 foot swells onto the aircraft carrier
sent to evacuate us
Pursuing my passions
, pretending to be
responsible, and laughing at myself a lot
-Super-Dan was a Professor at 25
-Evil-Dan led a mad science research lab with $12 million of
your dollars at 26
(mwuahaha! corrupting young minds with
human experiments and mind control. I stretched your taxpayer
dollars to last an extra year too!)
-Now at Google, putting nefarious ways behind me - "don't be
pffft, where's the fun in that?