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KoalaGuard

30 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've hit that prime of my life where I can grow a beard and still have the hair on top of my head. I suspect I have five more years of this, so don't miss out.

I love sports, but hate sports fans.

I like weird people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I go to school, I write words, I edit video, I input data, I do jiu-jitsu. I find time to read and go on dates in between.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm that annoying person who picks things up quickly.* I'm also good at relationship advice.

* - Except swimming. I can't swim. A great shame on my family.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The Star Wars Kindle cover from Etsy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Current/most recent:

Book: Waking Up by Sam Harris
Movie: Art and Craft
Show: Boardwalk Empire
Music: Pujol "Kludge"
Food: Shrimp fried rice
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chuck Taylor All-Stars
Thermal underwear
Summer baseball
Numbers
Corrective lenses
Contraceptives
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Totino's pizza rolls are the best thing ever. Totino's frozen pizzas are the worst thing ever. The great mystery of our time.

-Thomas Jefferson's race relations.

-Butts, if we're being honest.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rolling around with a bunch of sweaty dudes in our pajamas.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not private, but important: I've had the same two best friends for over two decades.

Kinda private, maybe important?: Pictures => Self-summary => You should message me if => Relationship Type => Skim rest => Mostly avoid movies, books, etc.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I don't know if it's best to put this at the top or the bottom, but I'm seeing danathrace. We date other people. I'd like to date you.

I've found it easier to date other people into GGG or who are currently involved in open and/or poly relationships, but I've dated people outside those scenes successfully, too, so you know whatever. I'm open and honest and straightforward, and I expect that to be (mostly) reciprocated. I prefer relationship-building to one-time hookups.

That said, if you're looking for a serious relationship that may end up in marriage, you're barking up the wrong tree. (Note: I'm not actually a tree, and you're not actually a dog. If you are a dog, then you are indeed barking up the wrong tree. But to reiterate, I'm not actually a tree; though in this case you are, in fact, a dog.)

...you strongly identify with Olenna Tyrell.