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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 23
Open relationship
Relationship Type
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I've hit that prime of my life where I can grow a beard and still have the hair on top of my head. I suspect I have five more years, so don't miss out.

I love sports, but hate sports fans.

I like weird people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I go to school, I write words, I edit video, I input data, I do jiu-jitsu. I find time to read and go on dates in between.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm that annoying person who picks things up quickly.* I give good relationship advice.

I will beat you at pop-a-shot.

* - Except swimming. I can't swim. A great shame on my family.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Kindle has a Star Wars cover from Etsy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Current/most recent:

Book: Struggling to get through Alison Gordon's Foul Balls: Five Years In The American League
Movie: No No: A Dockumentary
Show: Hate-watching Game of Thrones
Music: Screaming Females - Rose Mountain and Refused's new singles
Food: Entenmann's chocolate chip cookies
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chuck Taylor All-Stars
Thermal underwear
Summer baseball
Corrective lenses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How the Totino's company concurrently makes the best pizza rolls in the world and the worst frozen pizzas in the world

-The expansive universe and our small role in it

-If I've committed any online dating male profile faux pas
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playfighting in my pajamas
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have strong opinions on nail polish.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm dating danathrace. We date other people.

It's easier dating people who are GGG or in their own relationship(s) for obvious reasons, but that's not a preference. This dating stuff is all about open and honest communication, and we'll probably click if you're good at that.

That said, if you're looking for a serious relationship that may end up in marriage, you're barking up the wrong tree. (Note: I'm not actually a tree, and you're not actually a dog. If you are a dog, then you are indeed barking up the wrong tree. But to reiterate, I'm not actually a tree; though in this case you are, in fact, a dog.)

You should also message me if you identify with Olenna Tyrell.