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Kobaiyoshi

35 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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As a Brit living in San Francisco, I have spent the last 4 years learning that asking for a rubber does not get you an eraser, that a fanny pack is actually a bag and not a surgical operation and the word 'awesome' is a generic adjective that describes a wide variety of emotions.

Some serious stuff. I work for a non-profit promoting clean energy in California.

When I am not doing that I am out. I am a triathlete and train twice a day. When I say train, I kind of flop about in the pool, sipping mojitos and then take a light jog to the restroom. I am learning the saxophone and how to perform improv, these two things feed my soul, but I am utterly shit at both. Actually that's not true I am pretty good at improv and will almost definitely make you laugh.

I love learning new stuff and figuring out how shit works. Trouble is I can never remember what I have learned, it's the metaphorical equivalent of cramming ice cream into a sock.

In all honesty I find dating to be a brutal process but an inevitable one. I have had a girl take me to her AA meeting on our second date, I have had a German body builder unexpectedly stick her thumb in my mouth at a comedy show, and I have inadvertently been on a date with a man, who was quite lovely but nevertheless not what I was looking for. So I am now resigned to the ridiculousness of it all, and more importantly the random element of luck that needs to be there for things to work out and as such I try to just enjoy the moment with the person I am with. I am usually upfront and chivalrous unless you scare the living crap out of me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Laughing - a lot. I have lived long enough that I no longer take anything personally or particularly seriously.

Skyping with my thirteen year old niece back in the uk, telling each other jokes, listening to her concerns about school and boys, trying to help her not grow up to fast and giving her advice on how to perform on stage, as I was something of a child prodigy in the acting world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being spontaneous and improvising.

Reading people's emotional state.

Impersonations that all sound the same and also all sound like me.

Quoting top gun.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ah, nobody gives a crap about this section, but for what it is worth my favorite film is the intouchables"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, A beating Heart, Food, Water, Shelter and some more food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do nearly all taxi drivers listen to talk radio, doesn't it just wind you up even further, why not listen to smooth jazz or enya or a meditation cd? Also are they all talking to each other in these bluetooth headsets? Like one big constant teleconferenced therapy session.

Do fish get a cramp after they eat?

Was the song 'once, twice, three times a lady' a song about failed transgender operations?

Also when I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like the passengers in the car with him.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Exposing myself to my neighbors. I actually don't know how to answer this question seriously as my Fridays are pretty varied.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I was born a girl my parents would have called me Gwendolyn and;

I have been deported from the US before.
You should message me if
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You can't connect to me psychically.