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Kobaiyoshi

35 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
As a Brit living in San Francisco, I have spent the last 4 years learning that asking for a rubber does not get you an eraser, that a fanny pack is actually a bag and not a surgical operation and the word 'awesome' is a generic adjective that describes a wide variety of emotions.

Some serious stuff. I work for a non-profit fighting climate change in the US. I'm like Al Gore, only slightly hotter...slightly.

When I am not doing that I am out. I am a triathlete and train twice a day. When I say train, I kind of flop about in the pool, sipping mojitos and then take a light jog to the restroom. I go mountain biking and rock-climbing and anything to get me outdoors.

I also play the saxophone, am a photographer, learning Spanish.

I love learning new stuff and figuring out how shit works. Trouble is I can never remember what I have learned. Metaphorically equivalent to cramming ice cream into a sock.

Love to cook, British food is amazing, fifty shades of bland. Jellied eels are of course the pinnacle of british cuisine! Mmmm came about because we realized that eels on their own just weren't slippery enough. Yet another gift to the world from a once great empire. Others being, tea, the ability to repress your emotions and binge drinking.

Clearly I have many interests and activities, but I also make time for the important people in my life. Human connection is what it is all about and I am definitely looking for someone to share my many experiences with.

Ideally someone who shares my sense of humor, is very active, capable of indulging in witty banter but also comfortable having serious conversations about politics, movies, current affairs etc etc.
What I’m doing with my life
Why do nearly all taxi drivers listen to talk radio, doesn't it just wind you up even further, why not listen to smooth jazz or enya or a meditation cd? Also are they all talking to each other in thise bluetooth headsets? Like one big constant teleconferenced therapy sessions.

Do fish get a cramp after they eat?

Hedgehogs, why can't they just share the hedge?

Was the song 'once, twice, three times a lady' a song about failed transgender operations?

Why is my nose so big, what should a guy do with a nose this big, it must be a calling, but what?
I’m really good at
Running.

Doing things with my face.

Impersonations that all sound the same and also all sound like me.

Quoting top gun.

Actually I can do most things competently and like to collect new skills but I have not yet excelled at anything apart from mediocrity.

Yeah dammit I am really good at being pretty mediocre at a lot of stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. Howver once people get passed that it is usually that I'm British and kind of a dick, not in a bad way like "that guy is such a dick", but like "oh you dick! that was never gonna work". That and my nose, it is pretty big and odd but I love it, you should go on a date just to see this thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Movie - Usual Suspects
Favorite Book - Cloud Atlas and anything by Ian Banks
Favorite shows - 30 rock, The Wire, Treme, In Treatment, Boardwalk empire, Game of Thrones. Now totally addicted to Homeland.
Favorite Music - at the moment it is two door cinema club, but this changes frequently as I love my music. Love Jazz, hence the saxophone.
Favorite Food - at the moment is sushi, this city is great for sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, A beating Heart, Food, Water, Shelter and some more food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Climate Change. Seriously having worked on it for ten years it is intensely concerning and I am constantly thinking of ways to use the resources at my disposal to do something about it.

Also when I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like the passengers in the car with him.
On a typical Friday night I am
Exposing myself to my neighbors. I actually don't know how to answer this question seriously as my Fridays are pretty varied.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I was born a girl my parents would have called me Gwendolyn and;

I have been deported from the US before.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can't connect to me psychically.