Just throwing in some keywords for now..
Funny, witty, sharp: people often don't like it when they're on the receiving end of my jokes. Then again: most of the time my jokes are about me, so that should even things out.
I love to read - books, magazines, papers, internet, anything. Labels on food will do in a case of emergency.
Independent: I don't like being told what I should or shouldn't do, and I don't like telling others what they should do either. As long as you're happy with what you're doing (and don't try to tell me what I should be doing) I am happy.