What's there to say about me? Hmm... I feel lucky to be alive. If that statement makes sense to you, without my having gone through a specifically life-threatening experience, and if you feel the same about your life, then we've got one thing in common already.

I love people, and also love spending time away from them. I love sunny days, but a month without rain bothers me. I love movies. TV annoys me, mostly. I read a lot, but have little experience with the "literature" section; I'm more interested in the literary geniuses of genre fiction (Heinlein, Westlake, MacDonald, Bradbury, etc). I like to climb stuff. I am a kinky bastard. That'll do for now.

I am inquisitive, open-minded, and spartacus

Writing, reading, and paying the bills by renting out porn.

Writing. Climbing. Sitting still. Moving my eyebrows independently, for what that's worth. This really weird oral-percussion type sound that's like a bong in slow motion. Making people feel good. Backrubs.

Quite often, that I'm naked. Barring that, they notice that I have more freckles than they do, my generally happy disposition, and my nose like a boxer (acquired in the dumbest way possible). I've been told I have startlingly green eyes, but they've never startled me.

BOOKS: Anything by Spider Robinson, R.A. Heinlein, John D. MacDonald, Ray Bradbury, or Donald E. Westlake (or any pseudonym thereof); "The Little Prince"; Harry Potter; "Devils Hole" by Bill Branon.

MOVIES: At the moment? Kill Bill; Secretary; Magnolia; Breakfast At Tiffany's; Once Upon A Time In The West; A Fistful Of Dollars; The Quick And The Dead; 28 Days Later; Collateral; Napoleon Dynamite; Pirates Of The Caribbean; Man On Fucking Fire; Million Dollar Baby; any good noir; anything with Christopher Walken.

MUSIC: Flogging Molly; Depeche Mode; Guy Clark; Jimmie Dale Gilmore; Rammstein; Tom Jones; 80s pop; electronica; bagpipes; accordion; banjo. It's a very long and complicated list. I'm on a long jazz/lounge kick right now.

FOODS: Sushi; Pizza; Bigass cheeseburgers; Cookies; Fruit; Guinness; Whiskey.

Off the top of my head: Love, Faith, Laughter, Friends & Family, Physical contact, Art.

The perfect crime.

Oh, who knows? Whatever comes up.

You name it. I don't hide much. Ask me something...

Okay, here's a random starter: I am a red-haired person, but not a redhead (if you know what I mean), though I am frequently mistaken for a redhead, and wish like hell that I was. Oh well. This'll do...

If you have something funny or otherwise interesting to say. Or if you're for any other reason interested in talking to a guy who's essentially a free-loving hippie without the drugs, pacifism or body odor. Or any reason, really. Just say hi if you feel like it. Buenos nachos...