Yes, it's true. I'm a bit of a kook, but in a funny, quirky,
non-threatening way...
Not exactly sure what I'm looking for, but friends, drinking
buddies, and make-out partners is a good place to start.
I love conversation, meeting those that march to their own beat,
and laughing my ass off. I love to push a good joke just a *little*
too far...
I have an unnatural fascination with 70's children's cereal cartoon
pitchmen, & I would love to try and kick your ass at trivia or
pop-culture references...
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Ethnicity Hispanic / Latin, White
Height 5' 11" (1.80m).
Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes No
Drinks Often
Drugs Sometimes
Religion Atheism
Sign Aries but it doesn't matter
Education Graduated from college/university
Job Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income $30,000-$40,000
Kids Likes children
Pets Likes cats
Languages English
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My self-summary
What I'm doing with my life
Making bad art for a living (t-shirts), figuring out how to make
good art for a living (illustration) :)...
I share a bad-ass house in Ballard with my super cool roomie, and am looking to expand my social horizons...
I moved here (Seattle) a little over 3 years ago from Colorado, and I love it here.
I share a bad-ass house in Ballard with my super cool roomie, and am looking to expand my social horizons...
I moved here (Seattle) a little over 3 years ago from Colorado, and I love it here.
I'm really good at
drawing, sculpting monsters out of fimo, (scat)ological humor,
making the best god-damn Manhattan you've ever tasted... Theorizing
a survival strategy for the upcoming Zombie-apocalypse...
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
I have a loud laugh, dance like a muppet, and most people, upon
meeting me, incorrectly assume I'm gay (not that there's anything
wrong with that)
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Geek Love, Breakfast of Champions, Choke & Survivor.
Reservoir dogs, Evil Dead 2, Juno, Momento, Welcome to the Dollhose, Happiness (ew!). 28 days, weeks later, It's Alive, Scanners, Alien, Dumb & Dumber,
The Replacements are my favoritest band ever....Right now I'm also obsessed with Fishboy and the Hold Steady.
I loves me some Tom Waits, Ryan Adams, NOFX, Dylan,Falming Lips, Pedro the Lion, Ike Reilly, Nada Surf, Weezer....
Reservoir dogs, Evil Dead 2, Juno, Momento, Welcome to the Dollhose, Happiness (ew!). 28 days, weeks later, It's Alive, Scanners, Alien, Dumb & Dumber,
The Replacements are my favoritest band ever....Right now I'm also obsessed with Fishboy and the Hold Steady.
I loves me some Tom Waits, Ryan Adams, NOFX, Dylan,Falming Lips, Pedro the Lion, Ike Reilly, Nada Surf, Weezer....
The six things I could never do without
Mohair sweaters
pizza
therapy
friends
beer
film & comix
pizza
therapy
friends
beer
film & comix
I spend a lot of time thinking about
cute rubanesque girls, painting(s),my 2 ideas for screenplays,
garden-zombies, Nutter-Butters, and your Mom's ass...
On a typical Friday night I am
.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
I was the guy in the Yellow shirt @ the Boat show @ the Sunset...
You should message me if
You're funny, geeky-cute, don't think I'm a retarded man-child,
know who Daniel Clowes is, like dive bars and nose-ring boys, want
to compare mohair sweaters, can imitate Beeker AND Grover, think
Monkey Porn is the last untapped market, want to know my nickname
since childhood, want to hear my children's book idea about bowel
movements, want more bourbon in your life, want to do a striptease
while singing "the Rainbow Connection" (kidding!)...well, kind of,
you live in Portland - I like Portland, are willing to go to urban
dictionary and laugh at what a "Assclown" is...
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