Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a man, and that is all you need to know - Ron Swanson's online
At the moment I am just hoping to meet someone to backpack, climb,
and mountaineer with. I am hoping for something serious sooner than
And who flagged my kalamata olive photo as inappropriate? I want to
hear from you.
I am a complete dork, and not the rich kind, just the kind that
works a lot and starts fires in the kitchen. I don't have dry erase
boards with mathematical equations written on them in my kitchen..
they would never survive the fires.
Friendly debates are a plus or at least discussions that end up
with a pie in someone's face. Preferably pumpkin and preferably
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating, I started very young.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People don't, I am remarkably unremarkable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I will try anything unless it is incredibly sweet, greasy or
endangered, though I suppose endangered is a bit of a fuzzy line. A
fuzzy adorable and delicious line.
Anyone who doesn't at least smile when they hear Milli Vanilli is
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hmmn I am starting to think I can do without everything, which
makes me a perfect candidate for a mission to Mars. Are you getting
this single NASA Mission planner lady, yes don't be shy we all know
you have no time for dating.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why Spin is such an underrated member of Salt N Peppa. Oh my gosh I
wrote this before the new geico commercials! Don't worry I will
only use my powers for good.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- think about or climb a big mountain from time to time.
- you are slightly annoyed when people say they like sushi but
eat the cooked types even though they are technically
- do not think Ikea furniture assembly is all that
- You prefer wooden cutting boards
- You could date a non-drinker even though I do drink
Or you just want to skip all this stuff and get married
Who are you looking for?
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