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Voice actor in training. Good guy Sith. Unabashed geek.
Geekiness : I am a geek, and most of my interests run that way. Sci
Fi, Fantasy and the like are my bread and butter, and I need
someone of a similar leaning. All of my friends are Geeks, and any
romantic relationship I would want to be a part of needs a
foundation of friendship.
Comfortable Beauty: I find a woman most beautiful when she’s
wearing the cloths she wears when hanging out with friends.
Honestly, my idea of a ‘sexy outfit’ is a pair of jeans, a
t-shirt/tank top (bonus points for one with a geeky reference), and
flip flops. I realize that women sometimes feel the need to go all
out with a fancy, uncomfortable dress, murder heals and an
abundance of make-up, and that’s fine, so long as you’re doing it
for you and not me, because I’d honestly rather you just be happy
Weight: A lot of guys I’ve known have a ‘no fat chicks’ policy.
These guys always made me a little sick because they set some
arbitrary weight like 130lbs, and won’t accept women who weigh more
than that. I have no poundage weight mark other than I would really
like a woman who weighs less than me. I am overweight, and I would
much rather have someone lighter than me to give me a motivation to
lose weight than someone heavier than me who might make me care
less about losing weight.
The Ability to Kill Spiders: I have a pretty deep seeded
arachnophobia. I don’t go screaming in terror of arachnids, I have
control of my fear, and if there’s a spider in my room I will
murder it with great prejudice (the normal ‘male’ response to
fear.) Still, a woman who doesn’t mind (or likes) killing spiders
is a huge turn on for me.
Straightforwardness: There is nothing more attractive to me than a
woman who knows what she wants, and isn’t afraid to tell me. If I’m
with a woman, my main motivation in the relationship is going to be
making her happy. A woman who does away with bullshit subtlety and
tells me how to make that happen is a definite plus.
Hubris: I see too much of this in the world today. People take too
much pride in who they are, and as a consequence begin to see
people who are different than they are as inferior. This is more of
a general turn off for people in general than potential
Deceit: Don’t pretend to be something you aren’t, it doesn’t matter
who or what you are there is someone out there who will love you
for you if you give them and yourself a chance.
Red Nail Polish/Lipstick: I don’t really have a well reasoned
explanation for this one. I know red is supposed to be the sexy
color in our society, but I’ve always found it unattractive as
lipstick, and even more so with nail polish.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working warehouse, while training for my dream job. Trying my best
to have a little fun in between.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding the humor in a situation. This is usually a good thing, but
sometimes my brain likes to find the humor in situations it knows
damn well are supposed to be solemn and serious and I have to use
all my self control to not let it show on my face.
Judging the individual. This isn't to say I'm super judgemental or
anything, I just try not to judge groups of people based on the
actions of a person who belongs to that group. Be it skin color,
religion, sexual orientation or political leanings. All these
groups have their decent people, and their arseholes, and writting
off an entire denomination of humanity because you met (or even
worse heard about second hand) one of the arseholes seems supremely
stupid to me.
Keeping calm/ Keeping an open mind. I think these two things go
hand in hand as most people seem to lose their shit when confronted
with something that goes against their world view. I thus try to
keep my concept of reality pretty fluid.
Making RPG characters. I have a talent for rolling up characters
who I think strike a balance between being both overpowered and
interesting. Too many people I've played with seem to only be able
to choose between making souless groupings of stats, or interest
characters who are utterly useless in any practical sense.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The grey at my temples which started showing up at 18, or if it's
after noon, my five hour early five a-clock shadow. Stupid,
bullshit genes >.>
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Iron Druid Chronicles
Ender and Bean series
Speaker For the Dead
Harry Potter Series
Dresden Files Series
Count of Monte Cristo
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Series
John Dies at the End.
The Kingkiller Chronicles
Ready Player One
The Foundation Trilogy
Original Star Wars Trilogy, though I don’t nerd rage out about the
new trilogy. Were they great movies? No, but they didn’t rape and
murder my childhood.
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Shawn of the Dead
Cabin in the Woods
Star Trek 2009
The Mummy 1999
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
How I Met Your Mother
The Walking Dead
Big Bang Theory
Sea Lab 2021
The Venture Brothers
I don't really have favorites when it comes to musical artists.
I've yet to find the artist who's every song I liked, and I like
songs across most genres.
Artists I'm listening to right now: Dan Bull, The Heavy, MC
Frontalot, Devil Driver, Amon Amarth, Deathklok, Cage The Elephant,
Imagine Dragons, Rhapsody of Fire (or 'Saruman Metal' as I like to
call it when Christopher Lee makes a cameo) Music from several
anime series, Pentakill (LOL Metal!). Two Steps From Hell,
Immediate Music. I like any song you can fight a horde of enemies
or walk away from an explosion in slow motion to.
Chicken Tikka Masala (could just put Indian, but this is all I've
A Good Salad
Attack on Titan
Comic Books: It's been a while since I've read any new comics, but
here are a few I used to follow.
The Walking Dead
Ultimate Marvel universe
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic
DM of the Rings
Darths and Droids
Dragon Ball Z Abridged – Teamfourstar
Tabletop – Wil Wheaton
Warhammer 40k games (All the fun of the universe while spending far
Chrono Trigger (Best SNES game bar none)
League of Legends (I'm not that great, but I can ADC and Support
without looking completly retarded most days. Jinx is my spirit
Star Wars The Old Republic (Maybe not the best MMO, but getting 8
bioware story lines is awesome.)
Halo (mindless, but fun. What little story there is, is pretty
Orcs Must Die
Gears of War (mindless,but fun. What little story there is... is
also pretty mindless.)
Total War Shogun: 2
Final fantasy games through 10 (though I found 8's characters a
little too emo for me)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Imagination – Life would be way too boring.
Food, Shelter, Air, and the other essential things that don't tell
you anything about me other than the fact I think survival is
Friends - I'm here looking for someone to be chief among
Filtered Water – I am kind of a water snob. You go so long with
only filtered water and you can’t help but taste all the crap in
The Internet – Because the very minute I lose access to it I get a
question in my head that will bug the hell out of me until I can
look it up online.
A pencil and paper – For drawing/writing down all the random things
my Imagination comes up with.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next rpg character.
What I would do with my winnings if I hit the lotto jackpot.
What in my current surroundings I could use as a weapon in case of
Going over the reasons for, and defenses for my moral beliefs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Baring responsibilities getting in the way for myself or my friends
we get together to play make believe with dice. Our current flavor
of escapism is Scion, a game where we all get to run around as the
bastard children of gods in the modern world. It's a lot of fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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1. If I find a new song I like I can (and will) listen to it on
repeat for hours. If it's an instrumental or orchestrial piece this
can last days. I realize not everyone shares this insanity and try
to stick to headphones when I do this to avoid annoying
2. I am a macrophile, and have been at least since I was somewhere
around three years old (probably before that, but 3's about as far
back as the memory goes.) If you're curious about what this is,
look it up, just don't believe the bullshit about it being
something that came about with the internet. Had it before the
internet was really a thing (or at least before I had access to
it), I think it was just so rare that communities didn't start
forming until people could connect across the world.
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