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Korbert

28 M Tucson, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Jul 4, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm an easy-going, fun-loving, and gregarious chap who doesn't take himself too seriously. I like movies, going out to eat, going for walks, creative uses of facial hair, polar bears, art (and failed attempts thereof), carnivorous plants, high-fives, strange scars (and the stories which are linked to them), irony, apple cider, making friends, and air guitar.

I am blithe, boisterous, and daft

And I like Adventure! (capitalized for emphasis)
What I’m doing with my life
Working on a Masters of Classics, getting hardcore about Latin.
I’m really good at
Hanging out and being pals.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have funky eyebrows. They arch, like that of a cartoon villain; this is not by intention.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My interests cover a breadth that would be unwielding to put in this box, but I guess in books I like satire, in movies I like clever dialogue, in music I like stuff that rocks (in all forms), and in food I like meat that you eat with your hands.
The six things I could never do without
I'll just say my industrial strength hair dryer and leave it at that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The hypothetical zombie apocalypse, Classics, and what's for lunch. I spend long hours in contemplation about the superiority of Coca-Cola made with cane sugar, and in what manner one should spell Tsar (Tzar? Czar?). I like to imagine what I would say to historical figures if were sent back in time.

I like to think about what kind of courage it took to try to ride the first bicycle. Two wheels? That's ludicrous. When I eat a sandwich, where does the lettuce I put on it come from, and what went into it? Did the water molecules that raised it travel from all the way around the world in a cloud, or perhaps in an irrigation ditch from some underground spring.

When Pangaea split up, did the dinosaurs say "bummer" or "I didn't like pterodactyls anyway?" What's the six degrees of separation between Kevin Bacon and Warwick Davis? Do old people know that Ponce De Leon more or less debunked the Florida- Fountain of Youth connection.

Jetpacks exist; they work. why don't people use them more often. Perhaps unwieldy, but cool factor has got to outweigh other factors. I mean, some people have as a hobby base jumping, where they don't even get into a plane, they just find something tall and jump off it. I'm not expecting some jetpack craze, I'm just surprised that as a hobby they're not more popular than like, something like polo, or that those dumb-looking low-rider trucks people race. No disrespect to polo or the truck-like cars, but I think society could agree though jetpacks would have similar financial incursion, and that jetpacks are way sweeter.

Also, the Rocketeer was a way underappreciated film, but I think I just may be blinded by my anachronistic love of dirigibles.
On a typical Friday night I am
One of three things, going out for food and drinks, staying in and watching a movie, or catching up on sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I suck at cooking. I can do like 3 decent meals, but that's about it. My results aren't hazardous to health, nor are they engulfed in flames. They are, however, not so tasty. I'm not a picky eater though, so it works for me.

Oh! And my first CD I ever owned was Kris Kross - Totally Krossed Out. I used to listen to it after watching VR Troopers. I was not cool in elementary school.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
There is no algorithm for the internet. I'm not going to try to start one now.