Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an easy-going, fun-loving, and gregarious chap who doesn't take
himself too seriously. I like movies, going out to eat, going for
walks, creative uses of facial hair, polar bears, art (and failed
attempts thereof), carnivorous plants, high-fives, strange scars
(and the stories which are linked to them), irony, apple cider,
making friends, and air guitar
I am blithe, boisterous, and daft
And I like Adventure! (capitalized for emphasis)
What I’m doing with my life
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Working on a Masters of Classics, getting hardcore about Latin.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hanging out and being pals.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have funky eyebrows. They arch, like that of a cartoon villain;
this is not by intention.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My interests cover a breadth that would be unwielding to put in
this box, but I guess in books I like satire, in movies I like
clever dialogue, in music I like stuff that rocks (in all forms),
and in food I like meat that you eat with your hands.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'll just say my industrial strength hair dryer and leave it at
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The hypothetical zombie apocalypse, Classics, and what's for lunch.
I spend long hours in contemplation about the superiority of
Coca-Cola made with cane sugar, and in what manner one should spell
Tsar (Tzar? Czar?). I like to imagine what I would say to
historical figures if were sent back in time.
I like to think about what kind of courage it took to try to ride
the first bicycle. Two wheels? That's ludicrous. When I eat a
sandwich, where does the lettuce I put on it come from, and what
went into it? Did the water molecules that raised it travel from
all the way around the world in a cloud, or perhaps in an
irrigation ditch from some underground spring.
When Pangaea split up, did the dinosaurs say "bummer" or "I didn't
like pterodactyls anyway?" What's the six degrees of separation
between Kevin Bacon and Warwick Davis? Do old people know that
Ponce De Leon more or less debunked the Florida- Fountain of Youth
Jetpacks exist; they work. why don't people use them more often.
Perhaps unwieldy, but cool factor has got to outweigh other
factors. I mean, some people have as a hobby base jumping, where
they don't even get into a plane, they just find something tall and
jump off it. I'm not expecting some jetpack craze, I'm just
surprised that as a hobby they're not more popular than like,
something like polo, or that those dumb-looking low-rider trucks
people race. No disrespect to polo or the truck-like cars, but I
think society could agree though jetpacks would have similar
financial incursion, and that jetpacks are way sweeter.
Also, the Rocketeer was a way underappreciated film, but I think I
just may be blinded by my anachronistic love of dirigibles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
One of three things, going out for food and drinks, staying in and
watching a movie, or catching up on sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I suck at cooking. I can do like 3 decent meals, but that's about
it. My results aren't hazardous to health, nor are they engulfed in
flames. They are, however, not so tasty. I'm not a picky eater
though, so it works for me.
Oh! And my first CD I ever owned was Kris Kross - Totally Krossed
Out. I used to listen to it after watching VR Troopers. I was not
cool in elementary school.
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