Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
INTJ- so really, xxxx
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Attention: if you have a bike and are known to be at least somewhat
fearless, skip reading this bullshit. LET'S RIDE!
I violate the Universal law of Mechanics (the amount of mechanical
knowledge you possess is inversely proportional to the number of
teeth you have).
I'm an asshole. A semi-attractive due to my partially exotic
appearance asshole. If you read past this warning and waste your
time, it's your own Damn fault. -Edit- A good and longtime friend
told me I am not an asshole, as I am generally easy to be around
and quite fun even. He said "You have no desire to deal with
bullshit and your attitude reflects that when you encounter it. It
doesn't make you an asshole, it makes you someone that doesn't
stand for Bullshit." I think that is a fairly accurate
To equate judgement and wisdom to occupation -former or current-
is, at best, insulting.
My certifications and degrees include (but aren't limited to): MBA
in-flight missile repairman, MBA underwater basket weaving, expert
claymore specialist, hazmat disposal, Asian motorcycle tech,
European motorcycle tech, ATV tech, personal watercraft tech,
snowmobile tech, and expert jackass...
Now to take this (semi)seriously..
I'm not really looking to date or get married; I'm here to find a
woman I hate so I can give her half of my stuff. And I'm hoping to
pick up a couple of friends to go do actively active activities.
Like paintball, racing, off-roading, or something else that by the
time you're done you look like you bathed in your outfit but don't
smell like it. Adrenaline rushes are a bonus as they're hard to
Also: I have better than perfect vision. I do not have any genetic
conditions. I don't: take any medication; ask if there is anything
specific in food; have any reaction to poison ivy, oak, or sumac;
or just about anything else you can think of. Genetically, I am
quite the catch. Just saying. After all, this is a dating site.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have myself a horse,
And Spark is her name.
And though she's made of steel,
I love her all the same.
Wait, that isn't true,
I was quick to speak before.
Because she is of metal,
I love her even more.
She will never be the fastest,
Of any of the steeds.
But because of how she's built,
I can ride her where I please.
Through snow covered mountains,
Wooded, winding trails,
Sands of endless desert,
She will never fail.
And though you might mock her,
Or even me, you see.
It doesn't really matter,
For we will always be.
And if you are a place,
Where you don't expect a bike...
You might just see my Spark,
Be it day or night.
I am learning. Constantly. And sometimes I help people. I instruct
when I'm confident that my information is correct. I am not always
friendly, but I am always honest now (as I have lied in the past).
I just do me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Creative problem solving, baking, cooking, putting together a
championship dodge ball team, mechanical things, electrical things,
finding holes in your security, and finding the mistakes that you
have in your profiles.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I cut them off in traffic.. or something. Some people say
that it is my smile or the intensity of how I can look at someone.
I like to believe that it is my super amazing lady-beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Fantasy, sci-fi, military, repair manuals, text books. If you have
advanced math, biology, or physics texts books you don't want
anymore- I will love you for forever.
Fantasy, sci-fi, comedy, action, adventure, martial arts...
Sci-fi, comedy, stand up, documentaries..
Classical, OST(game&movie), rock, techno, and anything worth
listening to whilst riding.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ha. There isn't anything to put on this list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When you stand up, where does your lap go? Why drive on parkways
and park on driveways? Why do aliens abduct the dumbest people and
why are they just as fascinated with sodomy as some people? Why my
rice krispies never have anything valuable to contribute to the
conversation at hand? When will I get my very own pet dragon? Why
so many vegans/vegetarians are on this site..? When will
vegetarians learn that our ability to eat plant matter is a back-up
to eating meat? Why so many people that insist one must have proper
syntax, grammar, spelling, and intelligence to message them but
their profile is 'jacked-up'? Why this, why that, and why
everything else? When everything that is right is removed- do you
have all that is wrong, or all that is left? Why no one aside from
Merriam, Webster, or I seem to have a clue what 'down to earth'
actually means (look it up, it is in a dictionary.) If you're a
woman that claims to be down to earth, chances are better that you
are: a post-op transvestite, retarded, mentally handicap (not to be
confused with retarded), an alien, an actual alien abductee, a
rocket surgeon, confused, too lazy to read a dictionary,
illiterate, a high school dropout, American, non-American,
Anti-American, someone who probably has their feelings hurt, or
just plain stupid. Less than three percent of females in the world
happen to be "down to earth."
Short answer: just about everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing Friday-ee stuff. Or maybe busting my ass at the diesel shop.
Or the motorcycle shop. Or coming home from one or the other with
the sole goal of not moving once I park my ass.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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So.. when I was little I happened to think that the toilet also
doubled as a water-based teleportation system. I might have drawn
this conclusion from cartoons. I may have also drawn a great deal
of other conclusions from cartoons. Needless to say, my parents
weren't amused that I wanted to give some of my toys and some of
our food to kids in Africa. Or maybe they just didn't like my
choice of shipping it. At least the plumber wasn't surprised.
They didn't know for at least a week.
I was raised Christian. When my therapist told me that it wasn't
healthy to have imaginary friends, I told God he had to kick
I might have had to learn "put your best foot forward" doesn't mean
kick someone in the face.
Also, "light the way" does not translate into burn everything to
You should message me if
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you really shouldn't, but I won't stop you. Chances are I will even
respond. But then you'd really be in trouble.
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