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Attention: if you have a bike and are known to be at least somewhat fearless, skip reading this bullshit. LET'S RIDE!
I violate the Universal law of Mechanics (the amount of mechanical knowledge you possess is inversely proportional to the number of teeth you have).
I'm an asshole. A semi-attractive due to my partially exotic appearance asshole. If you read past this warning and waste your time, it's your own Damn fault. -Edit- A good and longtime friend told me I am not an asshole, as I am generally easy to be around and quite fun even. He said "You have no desire to deal with bullshit and your attitude reflects that when you encounter it. It doesn't make you an asshole, it makes you someone that doesn't stand for Bullshit." I think that is a fairly accurate description.
To equate judgement and wisdom to occupation -former or current- is, at best, insulting.
My certifications and degrees include (but aren't limited to): combat life saving, combat infantry, expert rifle marksman, expert pistol marksman, 10T Bradley driver, back-up Bradley gunner/bc, MBA in-flight missile repairman, MBA underwater basket weaving, expert claymore specialist, hazmat disposal, asian motorcycle tech, European motorcycle tech, ATV tech, personal watercraft tech, snowmobile tech, and expert jackass...
Now to take this (semi)seriously..
Looking for friends to go do actively active activities. Like paintball, racing, off-roading, or something else that by the time you're done you look like you bathed in your outfit but don't smell like it. Adrenaline rushes are a bonus as they're hard to come by.
Also: I have better than perfect vision. I do not have any genetic conditions. I don't: take any medication; ask if there is anything specific in food; have any reaction to poison ivy, oak, or sumac; or just about anything else you can think of. Genetically, I am quite the catch. Just saying. After all, this is a dating site.