Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a goofy guy looking for a good time and new people. I have been
living in St. Louis all my life and love the town. I'm very open
and will tell you exactly what I feel. If you are looking for a guy
who is going to lie to you when you inevitably ask that most
dangerous of questions "Does this make my butt look fat?", you can
rest assured I am going to give you an honest answer. I hope you
can handle that if I give you an answer you don't like. I enjoy
doing really anything as long as I am in good company. Maybe you
are that company?
What you see is what you get with me.
I am crazy, goofy, and thoughtful
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently working in IT at the American Heart Association. Working
on my house every chance I get and when the money allows. I'm also
the announcer for the St. Louis GateKeepers Men's Roller Derby
team. I do play-by-play and color commentary during their bouts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'll let you tell me. I tend to not worry too much about that kind
of stuff. I'm about as laid back a person as you will ever
However, I do a really good Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My gray eyes, my zany sense of humor and my bluntness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Sun Tzu's The Art of War; Starship Troopers; Ender's Game;
Lord of the Rings, John Dies at the End.
Movies: Caddyshack; Big Trouble in Little China; Predator; Iron
Man; The Dark Knight; Army of Darkness; Airplane, The
TV Shows: Doctor Who, Person of Interest, Dexter, Game of Thrones,
The Walking Dead.
Music: Matthew Sweet; Frank Black; Cake; Franz Ferdinand;
Food: Mexican; Italian; many others. (not a fan of seafood though)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, Friends, Roller Derby, Internet, PC, TV
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow.
African AND European.
The answer to Life, the Universe and Everything...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends or hanging at the house watching a movie or
playing video games with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not a fan of heights. I won't say I'm scared of heights because
I would be willing to sky dive and I was going to be a pilot at one
point, but I found out a few weeks back when I had to go up on my
roof I didn't care for it one bit.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 26–39
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Well, you should message me period. I guarantee I'll least
So this goofy site wants me to come up with 500 words to get my
profile up to the next level. Personally, I don't like talking
about myself that much as it makes me feel like I am trying to be
more than I really am. So basically this is going to be a bunch of
nonsense in the hope that I get my profile up to 500 words. I'm
kind of a completist that way. One of my many quirks.
Update: Now they want 1000 words out of me? WTF? mean seriously.
It's like this site wants War and Peace for your profile. I find
this especially comical considering you don't learn much from a
written profile about a person as it is. These profiles will simply
never give you as much info about someone as a face-to-face
meeting. I mean, hell, I could have lied about every damn thing I
put up there above this. You wouldn't know until you agreed to meet
me. You basically have to take a leap of faith with these sites
that the person whose profile you are reading is at least somewhat
honest. I am seriously considering having a friend write my profile
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