I'm a goofy guy looking for a good time and new people. I have been
living in St. Louis all my life and love the town. I'm very open
and will tell you exactly what I feel. If you are looking for a guy
who is going to lie to you when you inevitably ask that most
dangerous of questions "Does this make my butt look fat?", you can
rest assured I am going to give you an honest answer. I hope you
can handle that if I give you an answer you don't like. I enjoy
doing really anything as long as I am in good company. Maybe you
are that company?
What you see is what you get with me.
I am crazy, goofy, and thoughtful
What I’m doing with my life
I am a Technology Coordinator (IT) at the American Heart
Association. Working on my house every chance I get and when the
money allows. I'm also the announcer for the St. Louis GateKeepers
Men's Roller Derby team. I do play-by-play and color commentary
during their bouts. I am also the sound technician for the Arch
Rival Roller Girls.
I’m really good at
I'll let you tell me. I tend to not worry too much about that kind
of stuff. I'm about as laid back a person as you will ever
However, I do a really good Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.
The first things people usually notice about me
My gray eyes, my zany sense of humor and my bluntness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Sun Tzu's The Art of War; Starship Troopers; Ender's Game;
Lord of the Rings, John Dies at the End.
Movies: Caddyshack; Big Trouble in Little China; Predator; Iron
Man; The Dark Knight; Army of Darkness; Airplane, The
TV Shows: Doctor Who, Person of Interest, Game of Thrones, The
Walking Dead, Orphan Black, NCIS, Bones.
Music: Matthew Sweet; Frank Black; Cake; Franz Ferdinand;
Food: Mexican; Italian; many others. (not a fan of seafood though)
The six things I could never do without
Family, Friends, Roller Derby, Internet, PC, TV
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow.
African AND European.
The answer to Life, the Universe and Everything...
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends or hanging at the house watching a movie or
playing video games with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not a fan of heights. I won't say I'm scared of heights because
I would be willing to sky dive and I was going to be a pilot at one
point, but I found out a few weeks back when I had to go up on my
roof I didn't care for it one bit.
You should message me if
Well, you should message me period. I guarantee I'll least
So this goofy site wants me to come up with 500 words to get my
profile up to the next level. Personally, I don't like talking
about myself that much as it makes me feel like I am trying to be
more than I really am. So basically this is going to be a bunch of
nonsense in the hope that I get my profile up to 500 words. I'm
kind of a completist that way. One of my many quirks.
Update: Now they want 1000 words out of me? WTF? mean seriously.
It's like this site wants War and Peace for your profile. I find
this especially comical considering you don't learn much from a
written profile about a person as it is. These profiles will simply
never give you as much info about someone as a face-to-face
meeting. I mean, hell, I could have lied about every damn thing I
put up there above this. You wouldn't know until you agreed to meet
me. You basically have to take a leap of faith with these sites
that the person whose profile you are reading is at least somewhat
honest. I am seriously considering having a friend write my profile