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Korthas

39 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a goofy guy looking for a good time and new people. I have been living in St. Louis all my life and love the town. I'm very open and will tell you exactly what I feel. If you are looking for a guy who is going to lie to you when you inevitably ask that most dangerous of questions "Does this make my butt look fat?", you can rest assured I am going to give you an honest answer. I hope you can handle that if I give you an answer you don't like. I enjoy doing really anything as long as I am in good company. Maybe you are that company?

What you see is what you get with me.

I am crazy, goofy, and thoughtful
What I’m doing with my life
Currently working in IT at Maritz. Working on my house every chance I get and when the money allows. I'm also the announcer for the St. Louis GateKeepers Men's Roller Derby team. I do play-by-play and color commentary during their bouts.
I’m really good at
I'll let you tell me. I tend to not worry too much about that kind of stuff. I'm about as laid back a person as you will ever find.

However, I do a really good Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.
The first things people usually notice about me
My gray eyes, my zany sense of humor and my bluntness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Sun Tzu's The Art of War; Starship Troopers; Ender's Game; Lord of the Rings, John Dies at the End.

Movies: Caddyshack; Big Trouble in Little China; Predator; Iron Man; The Dark Knight; Army of Darkness; Airplane, The Avengers.

TV Shows: Doctor Who, Person of Interest, Dexter, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead.

Music: Matthew Sweet; Frank Black; Cake; Franz Ferdinand; 80s.

Food: Mexican; Italian; many others. (not a fan of seafood though)
The six things I could never do without
Family, Friends, Roller Derby, Internet, PC, TV
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow.

African AND European.

The answer to Life, the Universe and Everything...
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends or hanging at the house watching a movie or playing video games with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not a fan of heights. I won't say I'm scared of heights because I would be willing to sky dive and I was going to be a pilot at one point, but I found out a few weeks back when I had to go up on my roof I didn't care for it one bit.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Well, you should message me period. I guarantee I'll least entertain you.

So this goofy site wants me to come up with 500 words to get my profile up to the next level. Personally, I don't like talking about myself that much as it makes me feel like I am trying to be more than I really am. So basically this is going to be a bunch of nonsense in the hope that I get my profile up to 500 words. I'm kind of a completist that way. One of my many quirks.

Update: Now they want 1000 words out of me? WTF? mean seriously. It's like this site wants War and Peace for your profile. I find this especially comical considering you don't learn much from a written profile about a person as it is. These profiles will simply never give you as much info about someone as a face-to-face meeting. I mean, hell, I could have lied about every damn thing I put up there above this. You wouldn't know until you agreed to meet me. You basically have to take a leap of faith with these sites that the person whose profile you are reading is at least somewhat honest. I am seriously considering having a friend write my profile for me.