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Kosh_Naranek

30 M Orlando, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:33pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a northern transplant who misses the snow. I am uncurably nerdy about things like video games with aliens, and also reality with aliens.

Currently working at a nationwide sports-based TV network doing This'n'That.

I'm a film student who liked the first Transformers movie, despite how terrible it was.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working my tail off at aforementioned nationwide sports-based TV network. Playing lots of video games, watching lots of movies and reading lots of books in the meantime.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making stir fry.

Driving cars safely through traffic.

Befriending dogs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My cautious driving style? I have no idea, nobody's ever really told me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Currently working my way through terrible sci-fi. My book preferences tend to be really shallow, as I read to escape and I think the real world is depressing enough these days.

Movies: Pacific Rim, Thank You For Smoking, Star Wars, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Stranger Than Fiction, Children of Men, The Fountain.

Music: Black Keys, Grace Potter & The Nocturnals, Daft Punk. Y'know, the classics.

Food: Big fan of Chinese stir fry. I make a mean stir fried kung pao chicken, as well as my own fried rice recipe. A good pizza can also get my attention fairly effectively.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Satellite Radio
2. A Good Dog
3. Bookstores
4. The constant connection to the outside world emblematic of the internet age.
5. Moments of sublime happiness.
6. Steven Colbert's Americone Dream ice cream.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
There is a thin, semantic line between weird and beautiful and that line is covered in jellyfish.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no typical Friday night for me yet. Get back to me in a month.

A month later: Working, apparently.

Later still: working or jogging around my neighborhood. I've recently instituted a "Lose some friggin' weight" mission, and it's so far been successful.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I managed to break the strongest bone in the human body in two places during an extremely low-speed, easily avoidable bike accident. Ask me how!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking to show someone around Orlando and thus be a cool person.

Or if you're Leslie Knope.