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28 Beverly, MA Man


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  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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"I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was"

I am one who tends to sit back, observe and chime in at times. If it interests me, however, I will usually dive right into it. Though a great learning experience, diving into a brick wall is NOT the greatest idea. I learned the hard way about that.

I like to go bowling when I get the chance. The down side is most of my friends do not want to bowl against me since I have my own bowling ball. What they do not know is that I have done better with a house ball. That can be between us.

The one thing about bowling I do not understand is candle pin bowling. How do people go and do that with such a fire hazard? I mean, candles themselves can be an issue inside a smaller compartment but when you bash them around it has to be such an issue. But, such hot issues are best for another time.

When I laugh, I tend to have other confused. Most of the time it is either due to the joke being that bad, or that they have to think about it and face palm afterwards. I suppose my co-workers brains hurting is not the greatest thing in the world, but they usually do it with a smile. Making the day more confusing and happy at the same time.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently using the last bit of the summer to ride my bike to work. Then working at said work. Then using said bike to go from said work to home. At said home I have a cat that runs to the door to greet me. Then said cat tries to run out the door. Then she meows all confused. Then said confused... wait... Actually, right now its hotel stuff.

Usually if I go out, it is either Wed for half price burgers or the weekend to hang out with some friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh at the worst possible jokes and cheering people up. And saying the most random things to make people go "Wait...what?" Then they realize what I said and laugh. That or hurting their brain. One of the two.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Other than the bald head and barrel chest, it is probably my laugh. It is pretty loud and pretty unique.

Oh, and how awesome my beard is. It is pretty awesome.

If I ever shave my beard, I am made aware that I should apply to be the next Mr. Clean. Much as I like a clean place, I don't think I could fill those shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything Fantasy really, Magic: The Gathering and some Warhammer 40k books.

Music: As of recently it has been a more "epic" genre. This includes Hans Zimmer, Two Steps from Hell, Audiomachine and Clint Mensell. Others that are close to it such as Nightwish, Band and Escala. There are times that I will listen to metal such as Disturbed, Tantric and even Five Finger Death Punch. And dubstep. It is nice to listen to something completely different at times.

Food: One of my favorites is actually Chicken and Biscuits, just love it for some reason. Pastas are also really good. I have also started to make a good chicken teriyaki. I have been messing around with chicken and just putting in ingredients to try and make something of my own.

TV: I haven't really been watching tv, but if and when I do I like to watch Big Bang Theory, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Mythbusters and something science/technology if its on the History or Discover channel.

Movies: Comedies are my top pick. Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Monty Python: And the Holy Grail. Others include the Austin Powers series, Transformers (Though I prefer the old cartoon) and a bunch of others.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Z... 4... q... another q... a third q.... and the Batman symbol.

My engineering career, friends, computers, video games, interacting with "people" and something to do - I like to keep mentally active at least.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Quite a variety of things really. Like the internet, xkcd, ytmnd, quantum physics, maybe being a mad scientist/engineer someday... many things.

Also, who let the dogs out? Seriously, that person just made a huge mess of things. Why do that to people?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Right now it is typically hanging out with some friends. Plotting the next heist. Seeing if it would be lucrative to create a hostile takeover of the world and make dancing the official language... or turtles. I like turtles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have two cats. I also play video games. Shhhh, don't tell anyone.
You should message me if
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If you would like to learn science or engineering things with me. Or, you want to lean things in general with me. Its actually something I would really like.

You can do a barrel roll. Or you can deal with my sense of humor. It can be pretty brutal at times.