*Disclaimer: I just want a nice punk androgyne to lick that I don't have to talk to, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK

nope, not doing it anymore, I'm done with this, nope nope nope.
I don't take shit from people who can't accept mental illness anymore.
I'm not unique; I'm not intelligent; I'm not a special little
snowflake. I am not a princess. I am inconsistent.

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Being a man, a real man. The kind of man you want to be like. I drink nothing but scotch and I eat nothing but steak. My blood is raw and rabid and I wear suits made out of the american flag.

Reading comprehension and encouraging others to vandalize things. Not going to therapy. taking medications on a roughly accurate schedule (not anymore, medications are terrible).
Look at how useful I am!

I'm also good at making other people wonder what crimes they are good at encouraging! What fun!

That I'm not there, I'm hiding in the corner because OH GOD SOCIAL ANXIETY.

Though I have been told that I smell nice, and apparently the way I walk is so distinctive friends can pick me out while driving down the highway when I'm walking.

I love Ray Bradbury and Margaret Weiss, and I'm pretty okay with Robert Anton Wilson.

I've found lately that I don't enjoy movies anymore. I blame it on Avatar.

I listen to a lot of different types of music. Look! http://www.last.fm/user/Koyakku

Curry, curry, curry, and also rice. With curry. Seafood with curry powder. Deviled eggs, with curry powder instead of paprika. There is also a curry ice cream that is pretty awesome.

My cats
My car
That currency thing
Internet
Two other things that are important

job hunting, how much I hate myself, cartoons

Staying up late with friends, talking, playing the Vidya.
Also forgetting what day of the week it is. Does Game of Thrones come on on friday? Shit.

I want piercings but I'm way too lazy to take care of them.

I love cartoons. A lot. Like, a lot a lot.
Who needs love, when there's Law and Order, and who needs love, when there's Dukes of Hazard, and who needs love, when the sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the Mac store?
I have intense periods of ups and downs that run in cycles. I really hate circles.

Please stop taking things so seriously.

I am skeleton jelly
I am eating jelly
I am drunk on jelly?
no, I am skeleton jelly.

Extra disclaimer: I swear to fuck the next person who thinks that mental illness is "cute" or some fucking other bullshit like that I am just going to tear your throat out oh my god I am so sick of dealing with this