Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
WARNING: INCOHERENT PROFILE AHEAD
*Disclaimer: I just want a nice punk androgyne to lick that I don't
have to talk to, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK
I don't take shit from people who can't accept mental illness
I'm not unique; I'm not intelligent; I'm not a special little
snowflake. I am not a princess. I am inconsistent. I am not
I am queerish? man I don't even know anymore. Let's cuddle. Cuddle
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a man, a real man. The kind of man you want to be like. I
drink nothing but scotch and I eat nothing but steak. My blood is
raw and rabid and I wear suits made out of the american flag.
My current place of employment is Taco Bell. If that causes you to
look down on me, please leave now. I went through a very rough
patch in my life and the ability to even hold down a job right now
is something of a source of pride for me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
NOT DOING DISHES
Reading comprehension and encouraging others to vandalize things.
Not going to therapy. taking medications on a roughly accurate
schedule (not anymore, medications are terrible).
Look at how useful I am!
I'm also good at making other people wonder what crimes they are
good at encouraging! What fun!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm not there, I'm hiding in the corner because OH GOD SOCIAL
Though I have been told that I smell nice, and apparently the way I
walk is so distinctive friends can pick me out while driving down
the highway when I'm walking.
And also, someone at a concert recently used my hawk as a way to
find his way back to his friends when he was drunk. So there's
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love Ray Bradbury and Margaret Weiss, and I'm pretty okay with
Robert Anton Wilson.
I've found lately that I don't enjoy movies anymore. I blame it on
I listen to a lot of different types of music. Look!
Curry, curry, curry, and also rice. With curry. Seafood with curry
powder. Deviled eggs, with curry powder instead of paprika. There
is also a curry ice cream that is pretty awesome.
I ate too many pumpkin seeds last week and they made me throw up.
This week I did it again. Man that was worth it though.
One time I went on a tour of the city I used to live in and ordered
a rare hamburger at every place that offered one. That was a good
month. Hamburgers are awesome.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
That currency thing
Two other things that are important
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
job hunting, how much I hate myself, how much I hate my shoes,
cartoons, why everyone I know tries to kill themselves (it's
probably me, right? oh god it's me isn't it)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying up late with friends, talking, playing the Vidya.
Also forgetting what day of the week it is. when is therapy? fuck
it. I'll show up on wednesdays, they'll let me in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want piercings but I'm way too lazy to take care of them.
I love cartoons. A lot. Like, a lot a lot.
Who needs love, when there's Law and Order, and who needs love,
when there's Dukes of Hazard, and who needs love, when the
sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the Mac store?
I have intense periods of ups and downs that run in cycles (IT'S A
SINE WAVE, THANKS ZEB). I really hate circles.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like to come bring me acid and listen to music. That would be
nice. I don't have many friends.
Please try to speak in words. Just. . .just try. capitalization
isn't that important. shit, I can deal with spelling not being a
priority. just please use words.
I am skeleton jelly
I am eating jelly
I am drunk on jelly?
no, I am skeleton jelly.
Extra disclaimer: I swear to fuck, the next person who thinks that
mental illness is "cute" or some fucking other bullshit like that I
am just going to tear your throat out oh my god I am so sick of
dealing with this
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