Koyakku
24 Hancock, MI
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My self-summary
WARNING: INCOHERENT PROFILE AHEAD
WARNING: I WILL ALWAYS LOVE MY CAT MORE THAN YOU. IT'S OKAY.

*Disclaimer: I just want a nice punk androgyne to lick that I don't have to talk to, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK

I don't take shit from people who can't accept mental illness anymore.
I'm not unique; I'm not intelligent; I'm not a special little
snowflake. I am not a princess. I am inconsistent. I am not breakable.

I am queerish? man I don't even know anymore. Let's cuddle. Cuddle pile.
What I’m doing with my life
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Being a man, a real man. The kind of man you want to be like. I drink nothing but scotch and I eat nothing but steak. My blood is raw and rabid and I wear suits made out of the american flag.

My current place of employment is Taco Bell. If that causes you to look down on me, please leave now. I went through a very rough patch in my life and the ability to even hold down a job right now is something of a source of pride for me.
I’m really good at
NOT DOING DISHES

Reading comprehension and encouraging others to vandalize things. Not going to therapy. taking medications on a roughly accurate schedule (not anymore, medications are terrible).
Look at how useful I am!

I'm also good at making other people wonder what crimes they are good at encouraging! What fun!
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm not there, I'm hiding in the corner because OH GOD SOCIAL ANXIETY.

Though I have been told that I smell nice, and apparently the way I walk is so distinctive friends can pick me out while driving down the highway when I'm walking.

And also, someone at a concert recently used my hawk as a way to find his way back to his friends when he was drunk. So there's that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love Ray Bradbury and Margaret Weiss, and I'm pretty okay with Robert Anton Wilson.

so I guess that I'm being forced to watch all these different movies that I haven't caught up on and my conclusion so far is that eraserhead has one of the most genius pun reveals ever and I'm pretty sure I might be in love with David Lynch -- but like, the hate kind of love

I listen to a lot of different types of music. Look! http://www.last.fm/user/Koyakku

Curry, curry, curry, and also rice. With curry. Seafood with curry powder. Deviled eggs, with curry powder instead of paprika. There is also a curry ice cream that is pretty awesome.
I ate too many pumpkin seeds last week and they made me throw up. This week I did it again. Man that was worth it though.
One time I went on a tour of the city I used to live in and ordered a rare hamburger at every place that offered one. That was a good month. Hamburgers are awesome.
Unfortunately, most of what I eat is taco or frozen vegetables. Peas though.
The six things I could never do without
My cats
My car
That currency thing
Internet
My other half
something else??
I spend a lot of time thinking about
job hunting, how much I hate myself, how much I hate my shoes, cartoons, why everyone I know tries to kill themselves (it's probably me, right? oh god it's me isn't it)
On a typical Friday night I am
Staying up late with friends, talking, playing the Vidya.
Also forgetting what day of the week it is. when is therapy? fuck it. I'll show up on wednesdays, they'll let me in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I want piercings but I'm way too lazy to take care of them.

I love cartoons. A lot. Like, a lot a lot.

Who needs love, when there's Law and Order, and who needs love, when there's Dukes of Hazard, and who needs love, when the sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the Mac store?

I have intense periods of ups and downs that run in cycles (IT'S A SINE WAVE, THANKS ZEB). I really hate circles.
You should message me if
You'd like to come bring me acid and listen to music. That would be nice. I don't have many friends.

Please try to speak in words. Just. . .just try. capitalization isn't that important. shit, I can deal with spelling not being a priority. just please use words.

I am skeleton jelly
I am eating jelly
I am drunk on jelly?
no, I am skeleton jelly.

I wanna mohawk but mom won't let me get one.
I wanna go to shows.
Don't wanna pierce my nose.
I wanna get a mohawk but mom won't let me get one.

Extra disclaimer: I swear to fuck, the next person who thinks that mental illness is "cute" or some fucking other bullshit like that I am just going to tear your throat out oh my god I am so sick of dealing with this
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