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Koyakku

23 F North Branch, MI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:48am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
WARNING: INCOHERENT PROFILE AHEAD

*Disclaimer: I just want a nice punk androgyne to lick that I don't have to talk to, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK

I don't take shit from people who can't accept mental illness anymore.
I'm not unique; I'm not intelligent; I'm not a special little
snowflake. I am not a princess. I am inconsistent. I am not breakable.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Being a man, a real man. The kind of man you want to be like. I drink nothing but scotch and I eat nothing but steak. My blood is raw and rabid and I wear suits made out of the american flag.

My current place of employment is Taco Bell. If that causes you to look down on me, please leave now. I went through a very rough patch in my life and the ability to even hold down a job right now is something of a source of pride for me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading comprehension and encouraging others to vandalize things. Not going to therapy. taking medications on a roughly accurate schedule (not anymore, medications are terrible).
Look at how useful I am!

I'm also good at making other people wonder what crimes they are good at encouraging! What fun!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm not there, I'm hiding in the corner because OH GOD SOCIAL ANXIETY.

Though I have been told that I smell nice, and apparently the way I walk is so distinctive friends can pick me out while driving down the highway when I'm walking.

And also, someone at a concert recently used my hawk as a way to find his way back to his friends when he was drunk. So there's that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love Ray Bradbury and Margaret Weiss, and I'm pretty okay with Robert Anton Wilson.

I've found lately that I don't enjoy movies anymore. I blame it on Avatar.

I listen to a lot of different types of music. Look! http://www.last.fm/user/Koyakku

Curry, curry, curry, and also rice. With curry. Seafood with curry powder. Deviled eggs, with curry powder instead of paprika. There is also a curry ice cream that is pretty awesome.
I ate too many pumpkin seeds last week and they made me throw up. This week I did it again. Man that was worth it though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cats
My car
That currency thing
Internet
Two other things that are important
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
job hunting, how much I hate myself, how much I hate my shoes, cartoons
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying up late with friends, talking, playing the Vidya.
Also forgetting what day of the week it is. when is therapy? fuck it. I'll show up on wednesdays, they'll let me in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want piercings but I'm way too lazy to take care of them.

I love cartoons. A lot. Like, a lot a lot.

Who needs love, when there's Law and Order, and who needs love, when there's Dukes of Hazard, and who needs love, when the sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the Mac store?

I have intense periods of ups and downs that run in cycles. I really hate circles.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 19–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like to come bring me acid and listen to music. That would be nice. I don't have many friends.

Please try to speak in words. Just. . .just try. capitalization isn't that important. shit, I can deal with spelling not being a priority. just please use words.

I am skeleton jelly
I am eating jelly
I am drunk on jelly?
no, I am skeleton jelly.

Extra disclaimer: I swear to fuck the next person who thinks that mental illness is "cute" or some fucking other bullshit like that I am just going to tear your throat out oh my god I am so sick of dealing with this