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KozmicJonny

48 M Van Nuys, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to have a really long-winded rant here, but in keeping with my recent interest in minimalism, I've decided to make it short and sweet.

I'm something of an urban hippie, a player of bongos, writer of songs and occasionally screenplays, an eater of vegetables and a little fish. I love art, but I hate commerce. Material shit does not impress me, but I do love technology - when used for good. I do not text and drive. I'd love to live on a farm or go off the grid, but not alone. And I'm long overdue for a road trip.

Ask me anything. I'm an open book. Just don't judge me by my cover.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Recently finished Venus on the Half-Shell by Kilgore Trout (extra points if you get the reference), Masks of the Illuminati and the whole Illuminatus! Trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson - love that weirdness! Also love On the Road, Brave New World, The Doors of Perception, 1984, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, Image of the Beast by Philip Jose Farmer, and Terry Southern's Blue Movie and The Magic Christian.

Movies - Altered States, Alien, The Big Lebowski, Blade Runner, Brazil, Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia, Cisco Pike, Citizen Kane, A Clockwork Orange, Dawn of the Dead, The Devils, The Doors, Dr. Strangelove, Easy Rider, El Topo, The Exorcist, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Festival Express, Greaser's Palace, The Great Dictator, The Harder They Come, The Holy Mountain, Idiocracy, The Last Movie, The Last Waltz, Let It Be, The Magic Christian, Nashville, Network, Performance, The Pink Panther Strikes Again, Pootie Tang, Prince of Darkness, Putney Swope, The Shining, Sorcerer, They Live, Touch of Evil, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Up in Smoke, Woodstock, Yellow Submarine, Zabriskie Point...

TV - The Simpsons! House of Cards, Workaholics, American Horror Story, The IT Crowd, Snuff Box, The Big Bang Theory, The Mighty Boosh... I ditched cable, so I only watch broadcast channels and Netflix these days.

Music - The Grateful Dead! (yes, I am an unrepentant Deadhead!), AC/DC, Allman Brothers, The Band, The Beatles, Black Crowes, Captain Beefheart, Eric Clapton, CCR, CSN, Miles Davis, The Doors, Bob Dylan, Funkadelic, Jimi Hendrix, Jefferson Airplane, Linton Kwesi Johnson, Janis Joplin, Rahsaan Roland Kirk, Led Zeppelin, Little Feat, Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, Quicksilver Messenger Service, Rolling Stones, Pharoah Sanders, Spirit, Steely Dan, Steppenwolf, Ten Years After, Peter Tosh, Traffic, The Who, Neil Young, Frank Zappa...

Food - I try to keep it vegan as much as possible, but I do fall off the wagon and eat sushi occasionally.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Rice & beans
A good laugh
My friends & family
Comfortable shoes
Weed (hey, you asked!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Minimalism, optimism, the economy, why the bees are all dying, global warming, my shitty commute, if things are gonna get way worse before they get any better... Whoa, I need to stop thinking so much!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're laid-back, non-materialistic, and like to laugh.

You can appreciate the simple things in life (cuz let's be honest, who doesn't appreciate the "finer" things in life?)

You like the outdoors. You're into going to movies and concerts, but don't mind hanging in.