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35 M Statesboro, GA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:15pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Full figured
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I live in Sylvania (near Statesboro).

I like indy/horror/Criterion Collection/foreign films. I read (both comic and novel ones). I have a dog, Bandersnatch. I play PS3, love The Last Of Us. I'm into "nontraditional" games: Cards Against Humanity, Magic (my favorite deck is manaless), Hive, King of Tokyo, etc.

I've been here since OKC was more of a semi social site.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a jack of all trades, master of none.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Friendship, advice, goofing off, typing phonetically, zombie stumbling
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Goofing off, saying scandalous things in public

I have central heterochromia, making both of my eyes two different colors (blue hazel here) at the same time. Awesome!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Joe Hill, H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King, Richard Laymon, Neil Gaiman (American Gods), Let The Right One In, Song Of Ice and Fire


Elephantmen, Warren Ellis, Fables, Hellblazer, Neil Gaiman, Morning Glories, Grant Morrison, Saga, Watchmen, The Walking Dead (the show has nothing on the book), etc.

Movies and TV

: Wes Anderson, Arrow, Community, Corner Gas, Breaking Bad, Captain America: Winter Soldier, Criterion Collection, Dawn of the Dead, Donnie Darko, A Game Of Thrones, Guardians of the Galaxy, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, Oldboy, Orange is the New Black, Simon Pegg, Sons of Anarchy, Spring Breakers, Star Wars (original eds), Walking Dead, The Woman.


Jack Off Jill, Johnny Cash, Howlin' Wolf, Matthew Good, The Mars Volta, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nick Cave, Tom Waits, Tool


sushi, red velvet cake, soft shell crab, hamburgers, wings, Thai

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Friends, Family
2. Reading
3. Doodling/Sketching/Drawing
4. Movies
5. Night
6. Buds
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dabbling in social observances, dinosaurs, the sky at night, water, books, reddit
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Digging a movie, reading, hanging out, haunting my sister's weiner dog Rufus, who I refer to as "Mister Boots".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My silliness is a natural thing. Apparently I spent my college years being thought of as a stoner, which is amusing since I didn't touch it.

Also when I see variations of "living life to the fullest" on profiles here, the only thing that enters my mind is James Franco saying it in "Spring Breakers", which is one of the best films that year it hit, so it's not a bad thing.
You should message me if
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-You like pie, pi, weird/silly/dork/nerd/geek people. Especially if you are one of them, yup.

-You think we'd make good pals.