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Kozmik_Pariah

35 M Statesboro, GA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Law
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I live in Sylvania (near Statesboro).

I like indy/horror/Criterion Collection/foreign films. I read (both comic and novel ones). I have a dog, Bandersnatch. I play PS3, love The Last Of Us. I'm pretty decent at shivs and play TLoU Factions (online) lots.

I'm a hardcore gamer into "nontraditional" games: Magic (my favorite deck is manaless), Hive, King of Tokyo, Cards Against Humanity, Werewolf, Arkham Horror, Betrayal, Munchkin, etc.

I've been here since OKC was more of a semi social site. I'm looking for new buds!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a jack of all trades, master of none.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Friendship, advice, goofing off, typing phonetically, zombie stumbling
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Saying scandalous things in public

I have central heterochromia, making both of my eyes two different colors (blue hazel here) at the same time. Awesome!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:

Joe Hill, H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King, Richard Laymon, Neil Gaiman (American Gods), Let The Right One In, Song Of Ice and Fire

Comics:

Elephantmen, Warren Ellis, Fables, Hellblazer, Neil Gaiman, Morning Glories, Grant Morrison, Saga, Watchmen, The Walking Dead (the show has nothing on the book), etc.

Movies and TV:

Wes Anderson, Arrow, Community, Corner Gas, Breaking Bad, Captain America: Winter Soldier, Clouzot, Criterion Collection, Dawn of the Dead, Donnie Darko, Etaix, A Game Of Thrones, Guardians of the Galaxy, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, The Middleman, Oldboy, Orange is the New Black, Safety Last, Simon Pegg, Sons of Anarchy, Spring Breakers, Star Wars (original edition), Tati, Walking Dead (mostly because it's a trainwreck of a show, let's be honest: the comic is better by far), The Woman.

Music:

Circle Takes The Square, Howlin' Wolf, Matthew Good, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nick Cave, Tom Waits, Tool. I dabble in Weezer and Pearl Jam, but they're far from my faves.

Food:

Sushi, red velvet cake, soft shell crab, hamburgers, wings, curries

I play with marinades and lowcountry boils.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Friends, Family
2. Reading
3. Doodling/Sketching/Drawing
4. Movies
5. Night
6. Buds
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dabbling in social observances, dinosaurs, the sky at night, water, books, reddit
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Digging a movie, reading, hanging out, haunting my sister's weiner dog Rufus, who I refer to as "Mister Boots".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My silliness is a natural thing. Apparently I spent my college years being thought of as a stoner, which is amusing since I didn't touch it.

Also when I see variations of "living life to the fullest" on profiles here, the only thing that enters my mind is James Franco saying it in "Spring Breakers", which is one of the best films that year it hit, so it's not a bad thing.
You should message me if
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-You like pie, pi, weird/silly/dork/nerd/geek people. Especially if you are one of them, yup.

-You're a film fan recognizing the shortcomings of Michael Bay and J.J. Abrams/Orci/Kurtzman's reliance on The Mystery Box is pretty bad for their films.