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Kozmik_Pariah

30 / M / straight / Single

Statesboro, Georgia

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Thin
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Law / Legal Services
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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I am easygoing, strange, and a philosoraptor.

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My Self-Summary

First, I live in Sylvania (who searches for that?), which is near Statesboro, and about an hour from Savannah & Augusta.

I read, like drawing and the occasional video game. I read comic books and graphic novels (Gimme more Gaiman, Sandman, and Y the Last Man, please, because The Walking Dead is still out there and great. I watch some anime and read a little manga, too.

I play non "traditional" board and card games like Fluxx, Zombies!!!, and Cineplexity more than anything Milton Bradley or Parker Brothers puts out.
Zombies and werewolves and other lycanthropes are way more awesome than vampires, which are dilluted by the likes of Anne Rice and that Twilight lady.

I'm maybe the least man-like guy out there, probably. I'm not a fan of NASCAR, baseball, football, or any other sport. Yeah, I'm mostly a goofy, geeky, nerdy guy, and if that doesn't grab you, sorry. ;)

I think foreign films and cheesy horror/gore flicks > blockbusters. I am an villain who doesn't afraid of anything.

I have a dog who is fighting mange, his name's Bandersnatch and he's about 7 months old.

What I’m doing with my life

I work at AMI Kids Savannah River, a detention center/school for delinquent youth boys, on third shift (11p to 7a). I like it because I'm a night person, and I read LOTS!!!

I'm a founding member of Georgia Southern University's comic book club, CDC.

I'm happy where I am in life, even if others aren't. I'm easily pleased, yeah. Folks like to talk about challenging themselves, but half the folks I know who say that can't handle a relationship at all, so what's the fun in that?

I’m really good at

Friendship, support, advice, making folks laugh.

I'm the third greatest master of writing in dialect ever, after Mark Twain and Brian Azzarello.

The first things people usually notice about me

If I'm not bein' quiet and keepin' to myself, I'm prolly cheeseballin' it up.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books:

H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King, Let The Right One In; Fight Club; Neil Gaiman (American Gods); Fight Club; Dexter; Odd Thomas; Brian Keene, Sookie Stackhouse series; etc.



Comics:

Fear Agent, Watchmen; The Walking Dead (and Kirkman's other comics), David Lapham, Y the Last Man, Fables, and manga: Gantz, Claymore, MPD Psycho



Movies and TV

: Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Kevin Smith, True Blood, Let The Right One In, Oldboy, Evil Dead, Shaun of the Dead, SLC Punk, Bruce Campbell when he's not a ham, Dexter, Star Wars, Adult Swim, The Simpsons, Scrubs, King of the Hill. Totally hate Family Guy for being a tool of an animated series.

Music:

I like nearly anything that's not rap and I like a little country. I like alternative, rock, gothic, heavy metal bands (but not most of them), punk/post punk. Mostly, I'm easy to listen to anything, but dislike bands that recycle the same song from single to single. That means you, Three Days' Grace, Linkin Park, Cage the Elephant (though that one song is pretty awesome), and nearly anything the radio plays regularly.

Band examples: Atreyu, Jack Off Jill, Led Zeppelin, Kittie, Matthew Good, Mindless Self Indulgence, White Stripes, Nick Cave, Rasputina, Scarling, Thursday, Tool, etc.

I forgive the bands I do like that do the recycling thing, because most of them I have liked for years. That means you, Atreyu.

Food:

Chicken, Chinese, Hamburgers

The six things I could never do without

1. Readin', 2. Friends/Family, 3. Movies, 4. Drawin', 5. Music, 6. Cellphone textin'

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Crackpot theories (Is the increased sexual liberation with most of America affecting the need for one or both partners to keep at least one article of clothing on while it's happening? If time is circular, are premonitions visions of the future because we live in the past?)

Also: the number of unsuspecting people who don't realize my chat persona is not a human, but a zombie dinosaur... and how to further perfect my zombie lifestyle (short of eating human flesh, that's disturbing). I already have the zombie walk down better than you ever will, that's for sure.

I think that the film "Idiocracy" by Mike Judge may be the most likely future of the planet. Sadly.

On a typical Friday night I am

More than likely working (Playing the Nintendo DS or reading books of some sort) but also Messenger, Movies, out with friends doing whatever, making strange faces and/or noises.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

The zombie dinosaur persona, above.. it's a velociraptor! YAY!

You should message me if

If you like pie, pi, the above stuff, if you too do strange things.

Also: knowing what a bandersnatch is.

I'm here for friends, but not opposed to dating if you're in my age range.

Also, message me if you too are an villain who doesn't afraid of anything, too. We can take over the world together.

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