Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, my name is Jeff and I'm really bad at this.
Many of my friends would say I'm a loyal friend with a strong
heart, but I'm an absolute derp. I'm not one to call them liars; I
do derp a lot, and I guess that overshadows the rare moments of
intellectual clarity I show day to day. But I guess that's just who
I am, a goofball there to make people laugh and smile. I'm okay
with that for now.
I'm big into gaming. It's a hobby and a way to keep my mind off
problems. I play a little bit of everything, or a lot of a few.
Sports aren't my cup of tea, and horror games make me anxious and
jump easy, though I don't mind playing them from time to
I'm a movie fan. You can get me to sit down and watch just about
anything, though comedies these days are very hit or miss for me.
And again, horror movies make me anxious and jump easy (though I
still enjoy them).
I like to think that I'm suave and a romantic, but odds are I'm
just awkward and cheesy. And by odds, I mean definitely.
Feel free to message me about just about anything. Go ahead, I'll
give you the floor.
INFP for those that use the thingy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
So I'm taking time off school trying to figure out what exactly
what I want to do with my life. I've got a job so I'm not
completely useless. Eventually things will fall into place and I
can get a degree in... something? Only time will tell. Until then
I'll be saving my monies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Accents, being a goofball, not making sense, bad puns, drifting off
into daydreams, owning ass in games, listening, trying new things,
learning random and useless shit, rolling a 1, and existing. Also
derping. A lot of derping.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Scruffy-looking Nerf herder
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I used to be an avid reader (not so much these days unfortunately),
but my tops would have to be The Hobbit, Count of Monte Cristo, and
anything HP Lovecraft. Been dusting off my old copies of Game of
Thrones as of late.
Way too many movies to count. Big Star Wars fan. I typically have
an affinity for anything sci-fi or fantasy based, though recently
I've been getting into horror movies (the classics, not these
"Exorcism" copycats as of late).
I don't watch all that much TV, if I do, it's either through On
Demand, or Netflix. Firefly, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Avatar:
TLA, Anthony Bourdain, Bizzare Foods, Adventure Time, Legend of
Top bands in no particular order (and by no means the only things I
listen to) Muse, Cage the Elephant, The Mars Volta, Stolen Babies,
The Cranberries, The Smiths. Plenty of Alt-Rock, Classic Rock,
EDM/Electronica and some other junk thrown in there. Country and
Rap are the only 2 genres I find difficult to enjoy.
I'm not picky when it comes to food. I am more than eager to try
something new. You can always make me happy with shawarma, sushi,
pierogi, and mozzarella cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping, Movies, Chilling, Video Games, Hanging with friends,
attempting to write down ideas. Super exciting, I know. Please,
contain your enthusiasm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My friend likes to tell me that I'm so awkward that I make it an
I haven't received any commissions yet, so that theory is still up
in the air.
You should message me if
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You wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
You have an accent. I'm a sucker for accents.
Piercings and fun hair colours are very welcome.
You have the droids I'm looking for.
You can teach me to Yo-Yo better.
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