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24 North Reading, MA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–26
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
May 2
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
A little extra
Mostly vegetarian
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Working on university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, my name is Jeff and I'm really bad at this.

Many of my friends would say I'm a loyal friend with a strong heart, but I'm an absolute derp. I'm not one to call them liars; I do derp a lot, and I guess that overshadows the rare moments of intellectual clarity I show day to day. But I guess that's just who I am, a goofball there to make people laugh and smile. I'm okay with that for now.
I'm big into gaming. It's a hobby and a way to keep my mind off problems. I play a little bit of everything, or a lot of a few. Sports aren't my cup of tea, and horror games make me anxious and jump easy, though I don't mind playing them from time to time.
I'm a movie fan. You can get me to sit down and watch just about anything, though comedies these days are very hit or miss for me. And again, horror movies make me anxious and jump easy (though I still enjoy them).
I like to think that I'm suave and a romantic, but odds are I'm just awkward and cheesy. And by odds, I mean definitely.

Feel free to message me about just about anything. Go ahead, I'll give you the floor.

INFP for those that use the thingy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
So I'm taking time off school trying to figure out what exactly what I want to do with my life. I've got a job so I'm not completely useless. Eventually things will fall into place and I can get a degree in... something? Only time will tell. Until then I'll be saving my monies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Accents, being a goofball, not making sense, bad puns, drifting off into daydreams, owning ass in games, listening, trying new things, learning random and useless shit, rolling a 1, and existing. Also derping. A lot of derping.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Scruffy-looking Nerf herder
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I used to be an avid reader (not so much these days unfortunately), but my tops would have to be The Hobbit, Count of Monte Cristo, and anything HP Lovecraft. Been dusting off my old copies of Game of Thrones as of late.

Way too many movies to count. Big Star Wars fan. I typically have an affinity for anything sci-fi or fantasy based, though recently I've been getting into horror movies (the classics, not these "Exorcism" copycats as of late).

I don't watch all that much TV, if I do, it's either through On Demand, or Netflix. Firefly, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Avatar: TLA, Anthony Bourdain, Bizzare Foods, Adventure Time, Legend of Korra.

Top bands in no particular order (and by no means the only things I listen to) Muse, Cage the Elephant, The Mars Volta, Stolen Babies, The Cranberries, The Smiths. Plenty of Alt-Rock, Classic Rock, EDM/Electronica and some other junk thrown in there. Country and Rap are the only 2 genres I find difficult to enjoy.

I'm not picky when it comes to food. I am more than eager to try something new. You can always make me happy with shawarma, sushi, pierogi, and mozzarella cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bonsai Trees
Bubble Wrap
Rainy Days
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Did I leave the oven on?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping, Movies, Chilling, Video Games, Hanging with friends, attempting to write down ideas. Super exciting, I know. Please, contain your enthusiasm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My friend likes to tell me that I'm so awkward that I make it an art form.
I haven't received any commissions yet, so that theory is still up in the air.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

You have an accent. I'm a sucker for accents.

Piercings and fun hair colours are very welcome.

You have the droids I'm looking for.

You can teach me to Yo-Yo better.