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22 Pembroke, NC Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 19
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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My name is Javonnie... and I don't even know why the hell I'm here. I don't even like people lol. I have the wisdom of Socrates (if that isn't too much of a contradiction), but I'm a bit of a misanthrope. For example: I feel that if God's up there somewhere he must be shaking his head at all of us right now with his palm pressed ever so tightly against his immaculate visage. Moving on....I'm pretty odd. It's probably because today's standard for normal is to be a complete uncaring asshole, which is why ordinary people piss me off... Oh and unfortunately for me, popularity and macho douchebaggery attracts a large number of women so I guess that might be why I'm here.... to seek out those that are immune to such ridiculous and primal human behavior.

Now despite all of the hateful ranting you so kindly skimmed through, I am actually a pretty decent person. I consider myself an intellectual but I do understand that true wisdom means to know that you know nothing. (Just Google Socrates or some shit, dude..) I am kind to all creeds and colors, and its probably because subconsciously I half-expect everyone I come across to be so weak of mind that they couldn't possibly resist succumbing to at least some of the evils of this world. I do my best, but at times, even I lie. So yes, I give every type of person a chance to be on my good side, which seems to be 3 sides out of 4 actually.....because....I guess I might be a bit of a square at times.....heh.

Screw this, I'm just gonna conclude this with a nice....conclusion. I'm actually a loving person and I don't hate people, I just REALLY wish human beings (especially Americans) would do better.... Oh and for the record, I don't lash out at people when I'm bitter, I just write about it like I'm doing now, so no worries there. I'm just a seemingly regular guy with a lot of soul and a lot of mind. Yea.....I'm done.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a Computer Science major at a university.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Whatever I want to do.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I should ask someone that some day...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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True Blood, Game of Thrones, Family Guy, South Park, Supernatural, Bleach, Batman movies, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Resident Evil movies, tacos, pizza, burgers, pancakes....just ask.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Electricity, books, my phone, fast food, my legs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The day I become rich.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
More than likely I'm on campus hanging with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I obsess over the subject of psychology.......that's not really that big of a deal.
You should message me if
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You're smart as hell.

You like videogames, anime, True Blood, or Game of Thrones lol.

You like oreos.... not the cookies..... I mean the people.

You just wanna have a decent conversation because I'm usually bored af.