"That was pretty funny." - a friend of mine after I told him a joke I wrote
"you are a good people" - youtube comment on a video I made
"Hey do you know ____, because you look exactly like him!" - people who know other large white dudes with beards
"You're very sweet and handsome." - my mom
"I like your Kate Beaton shirt. Fifty cents is your change." - barista at a cool coffee place
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