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26 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
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Full figured
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
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My self-summary
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Here's what the critics have been saying about me:

"That was pretty funny." - a friend of mine after I told him a joke I wrote

"you are a good people" - youtube comment on a video I made

"Hey do you know ____, because you look exactly like him!" - people who know other large white dudes with beards

"You're very sweet and handsome." - my mom

"I like your Kate Beaton shirt. Fifty cents is your change." - barista at a cool coffee place

Would you like to know more?
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I work for a live video streaming website in San Francisco. I'm the guy in charge of banning pornography and promoting cute puppy cams. It's a weird job.

Some days I draw, write scripts, record songs, film sketch videos with friends, go to shows, and dream up about a million different creative projects, some of which actually go on to be something! So that's kind of cool.
I’m really good at
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*making corny jokes
*awkwardly dancing in public
*finding cheap flannel shirts in thrift stores
*doodling pictures of dinosaurs wearing sunglasses
*a couple of Sega Genesis games
*making bulleted lists
The first things people usually notice about me
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The beard? Usually the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like reading non-fiction, amusing historical anecdotes, articles about cool science stuff, webcomics and whatever else strikes certain fancies.

I enjoy all types of music and am pretty open to hear whatever song you wanna show me. If I had to narrow it down to oddly-specific genres, I'd say I'm partial to:
*distortion-heavy garage bands (Burger Records stuff)
*electronic music made by French people (or robots)
*catchy rap hooks
*funk and soul from the 60's and 70's
*synth rock made by people that are really nostalgic about 1980's action films

I also like podcasts, avacados, synthasizers, coffee, TV shows on Netflix, the smell of the ocean, fireworks, bizarre old videogames, the Exquisite Corpse drawing game, coffee, banana bread, long boarding, curses, repeating myself and coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the brightly-lit screens that we all look at on a daily basis, the effects they're having on society at large, and how we're all probably going to have really terrible eyesight in the future.

I like finding new and interesting ways to entertain my good friends. If I consider you a good friend, then I try to consider you often.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usually working, but I've been known to go to shows and have downtown adventures on nights off.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm pretty attached to my phone.

I'm not really turned off by minor grammatical or spelling mistakes.
You should message me if
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you like the cut of my jibb and want to hang out.

Also message me if you want to start a noisy garage rock band! I'm being serious here. I think my biggest dream right now is to just play music regularly with like-minded people, so if you want to jam or have any interest at all, please let me know. (I'm not very good, and you don't have to be. It's just for kicks.)

Also let me know if you just want to go to shows in general. I've lived here for a few years and my ignorance to most local bands is shameful.

Also let me know if I spelled the word "jibb" wrong.