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Kriistiinaah

29 F Lakeland, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:26am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Life is about how ride it out. Make choices so you have no regrets. I want to sit back when I'm old and say "Hot damn, that was a good time." So... that's the logic that rules my life.

I'm looking to meet new friends with similar hobbies. I want a biking buddy, hiking buddy, beach buddy, photography buddy, buddy buddy, fuddy duddy.

I'm interested in making new friends...but good chemistry is what it is. It speaks for itself. :)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm at a good place. Work for a good company, have a wonderful boyfriend, great friends.
I’m really good at
Making a huge mess of a kitchen with a sometimes positive result, going with the flow, saying yes to going to the beach, trying to understand where people are coming from, and telling you that you're a dumbass when you act a fool... and telling you that there's food in your teeth.

Also, I am reeeeally good at making fun of Nicolas Cage.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm never serious until socially required... then I can get real.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read cookbooks! Haha.....And some other escapist kinds of reading. Nothing that would look impressive here. And every once in a while I'll get an I Spy book.

Boondock Saints, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Donnie Darko, Man on the Moon, Sin City, The Princess Bride, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Reservoir Dogs, The Sandlot (favorite childhood movie), Chasing Amy, American History X, Zombieland, The Secretary, pretty much any X-Men movie.. lol

Walking Dead, Project Runway, Shark Tank, America's Next Top Model (another hobby is hating Tyra Banks... lol). That's all I record.

The filler stuff is more Jeopardy: Kids Edition... haha, What Not to Wear, Wife Swap, futuristic innovation stuff, WWII history channel stuff. And... who didn't love the show Singled Out? Or Are You Afraid of the Dark.. hahah Pop-Up Video, The X Files, American Gladiator, American Ninja Warrior...

As for music, I'm all over the map. Mostly like alternative rock. I love CAKE. And Beck.. Led Zeppelin, Foo Fighters, Nine Inch Nails, TOOL, Incubus, System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine, Soundgarden, The Toadies...More recent loves: Of Monsters and Men, Heartless Bastards, The Black Keys, Beirut and The Dead Weather, We Have Band, Florence + Machine.

I love spending as little time in the kitchen with the greatest possible result. Cooking is fun, yes, but three hours of it is not. My rule to live by is the ratio of time to food wow factor. There's really not much in terms of food that I don't like. Lima beans. I hate lima beans. And whole wheat pasta. What kind of imposter B.S. is whole wheat pasta? For real!
The six things I could never do without
Boring question. How about...six random things that rock.

Hazelnut Coffee.
Porch Swings.
Garter Belts.
Couch Blankets.
The Beach.
Good Company.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How quickly I would die in a zombie apocalypse situation. Typical damsel in distress.

Who shot the Dinosaur World T-Rex off of I-4 with arrows. He had two in neck and one in his little arm pit. I want to be their friend. And no, the arrows are no longer lodged in the T-Rex, but the memory remains.

What will happen when our amazing local Elvis impersonator is elected as a Brevard County Commissioner for District 2. ThinkSmink.org.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cook and bake in an apron.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 22–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
I work the night shift, so it would be cool to meet some other night crawlers on graveyard shift.