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Kriistiinaah

29 Lakeland, FL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:38am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Life is about how ride it out. Make choices so you have no regrets. I want to sit back when I'm old and say "Hot damn, that was a good time." So... that logic rules my life.

I'm interested in making new friends.. good chemistry is what it is. It speaks for itself. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm at a good place. Work for a good company, have a wonderful boyfriend, great friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Going with the flow, saying yes to going to the beach, trying to understand where people are coming from, grammar and spelling, matching up obscure actors to their movies, and telling you that you're a dumbass when you act a fool... aaaand telling you that there's food in your teeth.

And jigsaw puzzles. I'm so much of a rebel, I won't even start with the borders.

Also, I am reeeeally good at making fun of Nicolas Cage.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My butt...And here's why:
1. I've been nominated for the BBGs (Big Booty Girls) club.
2. I've been asked by the sistahs I work with what kind of exercises I do to make my butt look like it does.
3. Also been invited to join Team Light Skinned. The girls at work have adopted me. :) They said they are going to teach me how to twerk.

Though the above statements are true, I'm never serious until socially required... then I can get real.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read cookbooks! Haha.....And some other escapist kinds of reading. Nothing that would look impressive here. I will say that Twilight, though I've never given it a chance, has absolutely mangled the bad-assery of vampires....and for that, I hate it. Glittery vampires can S a D.

Boondock Saints, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Donnie Darko, Man on the Moon, Sin City, The Princess Bride, Any Indiana Jones movie, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Reservoir Dogs, The Sandlot (favorite childhood movie), Chasing Amy, American History X, Zombieland, Mean Girls, The Secretary, pretty much any X-Men movie.. lol

Walking Dead, Project Runway, Shark Tank, America's Next Top Model (another hobby is hating Tyra Banks... lol). That's all I record. House Hunters. Property Brothers (mainly because they are gorgeous twins.. and who doesn't like a rugged carpenter).

As for music, I'm all over the map. Mostly like alternative rock. I love CAKE. And Beck.. Led Zeppelin, Foo Fighters, Nine Inch Nails, TOOL, Incubus, System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine, Soundgarden, The Toadies...More recent loves: Of Monsters and Men, Heartless Bastards, The Black Keys, Beirut and The Dead Weather, We Have Band, Florence + Machine. And I'm kind of in love with gratuitous pop. Taylor Swift, Britney, Nicki Minaj, Nick Jonas ( I checked. He is of age that this near-cougar could crush on him).

There's really not much in terms of food that I don't like. Lima beans. I hate lima beans. And whole wheat pasta. What kind of impostor B.S. is whole wheat pasta? For real!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Boring question. How about...six random things that rock.

Hazelnut Coffee.
Porch Swings.
Garter Belts.
Couch Blankets.
The Beach.
Good Company.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How quickly I would die in a zombie apocalypse situation. Typical damsel in distress.

Who shot the Dinosaur World T-Rex off of I-4 with arrows. He had two in neck and one in his little arm pit. I want to be their friend. And no, the arrows are no longer lodged in the T-Rex, but the memory remains.

What will happen when our amazing local Elvis impersonator is elected as a Brevard County Commissioner for District 2. ThinkSmink.org.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
not typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I apparently turned this category into things that I find attractive.

1. I'm a sucker for tattoos even thought I don't have any.
2. Men with full beards. Hehe.... who carry an ax everywhere. The hotness cancels out the potential serial killer-ness.
3. I have a thing for glasses. They are a sexy facial accessory.
4. Freckles are adorable...so are redheads and redbeards.
You should message me if
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I work the night shift, so it would be cool to meet some other night crawlers on graveyard shift.