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Kriistiinaah

30 Lakeland, FL Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:33am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just want to sit back when I'm old and say "Hot damn, that was a good time." So... that logic rules my life.

I'm interested in making new friends.. good chemistry is what it is. It speaks for itself. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm at a good place. Work for a good company, have a wonderful boyfriend, great friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Going with the flow, saying yes to going to the beach, trying to understand where people are coming from, kayaking, being grammatically correct, matching up obscure actors to their movies, and telling you that you're a dumbass when you act a fool... aaaand telling you that there's food in your teeth.

Also, I am reeeeally good at making fun of Nicolas Cage.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been nominated for the BBG (Big Booty Girls) Club. My given nickname is Thickness. They promise me it is a good thing to be.

I'm never serious until socially required... then I can get real.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read cookbooks! Haha.....And some other escapist kinds of reading. Nothing impressive or deep.

Boondock Saints, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Donnie Darko, Man on the Moon, Sin City, The Princess Bride, any Indiana Jones movie, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Reservoir Dogs, The Sandlot (favorite childhood movie), Chasing Amy, American History X, Zombieland, Mean Girls, The Secretary, pretty much any X-Men movie.. lol. I LOVE horror movies. Good or bad.

Walking Dead, Project Runway, Shark Tank, America's Next Top Model (another hobby is hating Tyra Banks... lol). That's all I record. House Hunters. Extreme Cheapskates. Property Brothers (mainly because they are gorgeous twins.. and who doesn't like a rugged carpenter). Also, infomercials are absolutely hilarious. They make everyday things seem IMPOSSIBLE. If you need a laugh, PLEASE look up the "Happy Hot Dog Man." It will change your life.

As for music, I'm all over the map. Mostly like alternative rock. I love CAKE. And Beck.. Led Zeppelin, Foo Fighters, Nine Inch Nails, TOOL, Incubus, System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine, Soundgarden, The Toadies...

And I'm kind of in love with gratuitous pop. Taylor Swift, Britney, Nicki Minaj, Nick Jonas ( I checked. He is of age that this near-cougar could crush on him).

Sushi. I love sushi. There's really not much in terms of food that I don't like. Lima beans. I hate lima beans. And whole wheat pasta.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Boring question. How about...six random things that rock.

1. Hazelnut Coffee.
2. Porch Swings.
3. Garter Belts.
4. Couch Blankets.
5. The Beach.
6. Good Company.

I love how many people can't count to six for this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How quickly I would die in a zombie apocalypse situation. Typical damsel in distress.

Who shot the Dinosaur World T-Rex off of I-4 with arrows. He had two in neck and one in his little arm pit. I want to be their friend. And no, the arrows are no longer lodged in the T-Rex, but the memory remains.

What will happen when our amazing local Elvis impersonator is elected as a Brevard County Commissioner for District 2. ThinkSmink.org.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a person holding a beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I apparently turned this category into things that I find attractive.

1. Curvy girls are beautiful. Women are meant to be curvy. :)
2. Men with full beards... who carry an ax everywhere. The hotness cancels out the potential serial killer-ness.
3. I have a thing for glasses. They are a sexy facial accessory.
4. Freckles are adorable...so are redheads and redbeards.
5. I'm a sucker for tattoos even though I don't have any.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I work the night shift, so it would be cool to meet some other night crawlers on graveyard shift.

If you think you might be too old for me, you are probably too old for me.

If you want to chat. ..you better make me laugh in your message.

No married men who are "in town on business."
But definitely married women who are "in town on business."
No couples.
And no heifers.
Definitely no heifer couples.