My given nickname is Thickness.
I'm never serious until socially required... then I can get real.
I love horror movies, good or bad. Even the really bad ones....Netflix seems to have an endless supply.
Infomercials are absolutely hilarious. They make everyday things seem IMPOSSIBLE. If you need a laugh, PLEASE look up the "Happy Hot Dog Man." It will change your life.
CAKE. Beck.. Led Zeppelin, Foo Fighters, Nine Inch Nails, Incubus...And I'm kind of in love with gratuitous pop. Taylor Swift, Jason Derulo, Nicki Minaj. BAM.
Sushi is a GREAT suggestion.
1. Hazelnut Coffee.
2. Porch Swings.
3. Garter Belts.
4. Couch Blankets.
5. The Beach.
6. Good Company.
If you think you might be too old for me, you are probably too old for me.
If you want to chat. ..you better make me laugh in your message. Or if you're not funny, include this phrase in your message: "wombat BBQ"
No married men who are "in town on business."
But definitely married women who are "in town on business."
And no heifers.
Definitely no heifer couples.