I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
I wear Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time. I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a **** like a Burmese python, and the mind of a ****ing scientist.
I'm kidding. I am on here because it's tough these days to go out and meet somebody. I work nights and my schedule is sometimes random. On my one definite day off, I love to go and play basketball for a couple hours to get some of the stress of the work week out. If you are looking for a humble gentleman, feel free to say hi. Maybe we have some common interests and similar outlooks on life.