I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
I wear Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
I am actually not a big deal haha. I am quite a humble, hardworking gentleman with a good head on my shoulders and my priorities in order. I try to live a clean, healthy lifestyle. I work with weights a few times a week to help keep me in decent shape.
Just check out these testimonials!
“The Greatest Guy I’ve Ever Met!”
-The New York Times
“Kris is Quite simply, a Man’s Man.”
"Ladies. I know you don't always date. But when you do, you should prefer Kris"
-The Dos Equis Guy