I try my best to inject pageantry into everything I do.

I also don't think it is funny if you have to say "just kidding" after making fun of someone.

I'm a second year medical student in NYC trying to balance school with the fun things that young people do.

I'm good at making the best out of a bad situation. Misery breeds humor, and I enjoy the challenge of turning an awful day into an awesome story.

I'm also good at throwing frisbees, unflattering impressions of people, giving constructive criticism, and making people do spit-takes.

My freckles.

I don't have a lot of time for books, but Revolutionary Road is my favorite. Short stories are my jam, and my favorite authors are Richard Yates, Jorge Luis Borges, and Juan Rulfo.

I'm currently really into the movie Drive.

I prefer hip-hop and the blues/alt rock stylings of bands like The White Stripes, The Black Keys, and Kings of Leon.

Community, late-night talk shows (Conan, Fallon), sketch comedy (Chappelle's Show, SNL), Food Network (Iron Chef [Japan], Chopped), and Anthony Bourdain (A Cook's Tour, No Reservations).

A Frisbee
Sleep
Travel
Electric toothbrush
Google Maps
Exercise

Things that would make a good humor essay. I want to be David Sedaris or DFW when I grow up.

drinking with people who make me laugh and tell good stories.

you think I sound like fun.