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I'm so tired I could kill a bed.
Am now hooked on Battlestar Galactica. Old fashioned Retro SciFi.
Robots killing people because they are robots and they can. Being a
robot totally rocks, cause robots don't have to sleep and they can
totally kick your ass and not feel guilty about killing you. Some
robots have guitars on which they jam for a century, cause they can
not die and than they stop and go out and eat robotpizza and find
some humans and kill them. Some people say that robots would even
harm innocent kittens, but that's not true, robots can be the
friendliest devices you will ever meet, but only when you treat
them with the proper respect that they deserve. Otherwise they will
snap off your arm like a little twig and say something like: �I'll
be back� or beam through their eyes with an evil look that was put
their by their creators which are humans that naturally wanted
robots to have a bad assed vibe. It would totally rule if one day I
too would become a robot and join the interstellar collective of
associated robots which will then rise under the robot flag and
make all of life mechanic until the rust sets in. This
oxygen-hydrogen poison will be our aids and we cannot die because
we are a robot and that is totally wicked. So after we kill all
humans we have lots of robots sex and I will be caressing robot
titties untill the end of time. While you could program a robot to
have sex with you I won't have to do that because I totally rule
for all of eternity and all robots will come over to lick my balls
I am red, grey, and black
What I’m doing with my life
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And I gave the script of this to my dad and he read it and he went,
�This is interesting. I don't really get this.� And I was going, �I
got to do this.� This is something I absolutely guarantee my
friends will howl with laughter over and probably my grandmother
will say indicates the decline of Western civilization. To me,
that's a great provocation. That's a really exciting thing to
wrestle around in. I think a lot of those things that get made,
those are the things.. they create an enormous reaction at the time
and they get called dangerous but then we look back of them as our
real landmarks of the psychology of the time like Who's Afraid of
Virgina Woolf? which was dangerous and inappropriate and radical
and Dr. Strangelove or Taxi Driver. These films that kind of put a
mirror up to some of our dysfunctions in a way that is going to
make some people uncomfortable, but kind of puts a name on
I’m really good at
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The first things people usually notice about me
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Only 6 people in the galaxy knew that the job of the Galactic
President was not to wield power but to attract attention away from
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Betty came by on our way, said she had a lot to say about things
today and falling leaves
said she hadn't heard the news hadn't had the time to choose a way
to loose she believes
gotta see the river man gotta tell him all i can about the plan
fell out of time
if He tells me all He knows about the way this river flows
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
On a typical friday night I am swimming through the stars. Swimming
in the vacuum of space.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jack & Jill Went up a hill The hill disguised himself as a
mountain Jack & Jill got tired and left The hill was
That fuckin' Hill�
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
plotting mass destruction
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I have a mole on my 28 inch johnson. It talks to me.
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