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KristaBeth79

33 / F / Straight / Single

Astoria, New York

Her Details

Last Online
Today – 6:04am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Clerical / Administrative
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Ok so born and raised in Astoria (I was here before the hipster invasion) I love spending time with my family and friends. I am just as happy staying in for the night as well as heading out to a bar or a restaurant. (I'm aware that 99% of people have written this on their profile, but it's an online dating site what else is there to write? ) I'm looking for someone who is down to earth, someone who has a good sense of humor, if you can make me laugh then we're good. I can be sarcastic at times, but hey who isn't. Anything else you want to know just ask.
What I’m doing with my life
I work as an office manager for a small PT company and can honestly say that I love my job.
I’m really good at
I am involved in a community theater group and surprisingly after 15 years I still get stage fright , but I really enjoy doing it. I also sing in a band, don't think we are going to make it as rock stars any time soon, but it's always a good time getting together and playing.

I love to cook, and I've been told that I'm pretty good at it, but I hate doing dishes so that will be your job.
The first things people usually notice about me
probably my eyes, with a follow up question of "are you wearing colored contacts?" btw, I'm not

I should probably mention that I do have tattoos, 5 to be exact but not to worry they are all very tasteful and not huge, just wanted to put that out there for those of you crazies :-) that are completely opposed to any tattoos on a girl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Yes, I'm a girl I read cosmo and glamour. I gave in to peer pressure and I just read the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Before that, it was "The Pact" by Jodi Piccoult and re-read "Shes come Undone by Wally Lamb. My favorite author would probably be Danielle Steel or Wally Lamb, I am also a big fan of Shakespeare.

As for movies, I will pretty much watch anything except for things with a lot of blood, guts and action in it. I have a whole list that would take me forever to go through, top highlights would probably be :Dirty Dancing (again I'm a girl I'm allowed to like it) Fight Club (I know I said I don't like blood and action but for some reason I love this movie) Big fan of John Hughes 80's movies, Silly humor like Napoleon Dynomite, Anchor Man, Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, Spaceballs, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles. Not a fan of horror movies though, I will only watch the "Scream" or "Saw" serious, probably because they are just ridiculous as opposed to scary.

TV, I think I need rehab because I have become a reality TV junkie. I also love, GLEE, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Law and Order, The good Wife, Castle, CSI, How I met your mother, Sons of Anarchy, The big bang theory, Nurse Jackie and Tru Blood just to name a few.

Music, I will listen to just about anything with the exception of hard core rap and most country.

Food, I love Italian food, Thai and Japanese are up there, but I could probably eat pizza every day

I actually do like sports, I am a die hard Mets fan (yes I know they suck, but im a loyal fan) football I like The Giants and hockey, I'm a Rangers fan
The six things I could never do without
My Family
My Friends,
my dog,
my job
hmmmmmm, guess I only need four things!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get the "Party Rock Anthem" out of my head!!! And winning the lotto so I can buy a space for my own theater group
On a typical Friday night I am
Possibly out to dinner or a movie with friends, maybe some drinks or heading home to relax. There is no typical night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I admit it, I'm a "fanilow"
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Well, if you liked my profile obviously, and If you have a good balance of humor and sarcasm, but know when to be serious. If you're looking for a fun, down to earth girl who doesn't play games then we should click.

You shouldn't message me, if
A. you're a weirdo, or
B. you're going to start off the message with a greeting such as "hey ma" or "boo" because I'm not your mother and I hope you're not a ghost because that would be pretty creepy if you are :-)

And please don't just ambush me with an instant message, mmmkay, thanks