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Kristen_Kellogg

22 F Silver Spring, MD

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm new to the area and looking for fellow cosplaying nerd friends.

If you're not a feminist or for equal rights/justice for all genders/orientations/races/identifications you should probably just show yourself the door now. Take a lemon square on the way out.

I'm in an open relationship. This does not equal looking for casual sex with random strangers. It means getting to know you on a personal level and becoming comfortable with you as a person and a friend/potential partner BEFORE we hop into bed, if we do any hopping at all.

FAQ Disclaimers (because apparently I need these):

-No you can't have the information of any of my partners
-No I am not DTF
-No I will not come stay at your house with you when I don't know you and you live halfway across the country
-No I will not meet up with you IRL after two exchanged sentences

If you're a kinkster, message me for my Fetlife name.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a professional cake decorator at a privately owned bakery and the clerk at an antique store. I also run about a million blogs, most of which are cosplay or roleplay based.

Current Obsessions: Transformers, Sweet Lolita and Steampunk
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a great alto-tenor singer, and my art is heavily complimented. I'm also a fantastic cosplayer and a highly lauded cake decorator.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The cool colored hair.

You can touch, but you need to ask first. And for the last time, no, it doesn't taste like bubblegum or cotton candy. The dye I use, however, does smell like it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Count of Monte Cristo, The Gargoyle, the Harry Potter series, The Crow, Sandman, Guardians of Childhood series, LotR, The Stand, the Deathlands series, anything by Alan Moore, The Hunger Games, the entire MTMTE Transformers series.

Games: MOTHER FUCKING TEAM FORTRESS 2, ARE THERE ANY FUCKING QUESTIONS MAGGOTS. The Last of Us, Crash Bandicoot, Jak and Daxter, Dead Space, Minecraft, Portal, Drakan: The Ancient Gates, Arkham Asylum, Arkham City, Pokemon out the fucking wazzo

Shows: Transformers: Prime/Armada/G1 but G1 is only to laugh at I mean LITERALLY EVERY EPISODE IS PURE GOLD. Rupaul's Drag Race, Ugly Americans, Cowboy Bebop and few other assorted old-school anime, The Walking Dead, THE BRAVEST WARRIORS, STEVEN UNIVERSE, BEE AND PUPPYCAT

Movies: The Fall, Mirrormask, Batman Forever, Schindler's List. Iron Man 1 and 2, THE AVENGERS, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, just about anything Disney (except Frozen), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Moulin Rouge, A Muppet's Christmas Carol, I wish I could say Transformers but the only good thing about those movies was Shockwave and how obviously married Megatron and Starscream are. GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXYYYYYYY

Music: Gorillaz is pretty much my everything ever. Even got some of the limited edition Chucks, and nearly every band shirt they've made. Also I'm a huge musical fan. Any musical, all musicals. Fucking musicals. Oh my god musicals. Daft Punk. Studio Killers. Jack Off Jill. VNV Nation. Steam Powered Giraffe. Caravan Palace.

Food: Anything and everything except coconut and peas.

Etc: BATMAN and holy fucking shit do I love Batman don't even test me on this man I almost killed a guy in Gamestop over Batman.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wifi, laptop, sketchbook, feminism, a sturdy reliable weapon, and a facial cleanser my skin is such shit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Equal rights, the slow but ever-growing progression of the importance of quality story-telling in video games, life and death scenarios, robots, cute girls.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to be fandom famous.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear ass-loads of make-up and I've already spent over $400 on Transformers figures.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're a motherfucking cosplayer in the Silver Spring, Aspen Hill, Rockville, Bethesda, Kensington area of Maryland. Or a rad feminist. Or a transforming cybernetic sentient lifeform from Cybertron. Or Groot.