Hi. I'm d0nkarnage. You can call me by my username or Don or Bill until I give you a different name--my name is NOT 'cuteness', 'baby', 'sunshine', 'cutie', 'gorgeous', 'sweetie', or 'pretty', 'sexy', 'hun', or any other asinine demeaning crap I don't have time for. Do: Compliment me when I've expressed interest. Don't: Narrow down everything I am to an uncreative adjective I didn't ask for.
If you're not a feminist/ for equal rights/justice for all genders/orientations/races/identifications you should probably just show yourself the door now. No racists or sexists or ableists need apply.
I'm in an open relationship. This does not equal looking for casual sex with random strangers. It means getting to know you on a personal level and becoming comfortable with you as a person and a friend/potential partner BEFORE we hop into bed, if we do any hopping at all. I have three partners, so be prepared to be juggled/time-shared if we do end up dating.
Asking for my phone number or to meet up within the first five minutes is a huge no-no and scores you NO points.
FAQ Disclaimers (because apparently I need these):
-No you can't have the information of any of my partners
-No I am not DTF
-No I will not come stay at your house with you when I don't know you and you live halfway across the country
-No I will not meet up with you IRL after two exchanged sentences
-I care more about Silent Hill and the Alien franchise than I ever will your shitty opinions about either of those things, or me