Hi. I'm d0nkarnage. You can call me by my username or Don or Bill until I give you a different name--my name is NOT 'cuteness', 'baby', 'sunshine', 'beautiful', 'cutie', 'gorgeous', 'sweetie', or 'pretty', 'sexy', 'hun', or any thing else. Do: Compliment me when I've expressed interest. Don't: Narrow down everything I am to an uncreative adjective I didn't ask for.
If you're not a feminist/ for equal rights/justice for all genders/orientations/races/identifications you should probably just show yourself the door now. No racists or sexists or ableists need apply.
I'm in an open relationship/engaged. This does not equal looking for casual sex with random strangers. It means getting to know you on a personal level and becoming comfortable with you as a person and a friend/potential partner BEFORE we hop into bed, if we do any hopping at all. I have three partners, so be prepared to be juggled/time-shared if we do end up dating.
Asking for my phone number or to meet up within the first five minutes is a huge no-no and scores you NO points.
FAQ Disclaimers (because apparently I need these):
-No you can't have the information of any of my partners
-No I am not DTF
-No I will not come stay at your house with you when I don't know you and you live halfway across the country
-No I will not meet up with you IRL after two exchanged sentences
-I care more about Silent Hill and the Alien franchise than I ever will your shitty opinions about either of those things, or me