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d0nkarnage

23 Silver Spring, MD Non-binary

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–29
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:11am
Orientation
Pansexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Open relationship
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What am I looking for? Fellow cosplaying nerd friends! Maybe someone to date!

Hi. I'm d0nkarnage. You can call me by my username or Don or Bill until I give you a different name--my name is NOT 'cuteness', 'baby', 'sunshine', 'beautiful', 'cutie', 'gorgeous', 'sweetie', or 'pretty', 'sexy', 'hun', or any thing else. Do: Compliment me when I've expressed interest. Don't: Narrow down everything I am to an uncreative adjective I didn't ask for.

If you're not a feminist/ for equal rights/justice for all genders/orientations/races/identifications you should probably just show yourself the door now. No racists or sexists or ableists need apply.

I'm in an open relationship/engaged. This does not equal looking for casual sex with random strangers. It means getting to know you on a personal level and becoming comfortable with you as a person and a friend/potential partner BEFORE we hop into bed, if we do any hopping at all. I have three partners, so be prepared to be juggled/time-shared if we do end up dating.

Asking for my phone number or to meet up within the first five minutes is a huge no-no and scores you NO points.

FAQ Disclaimers (because apparently I need these):

-No you can't have the information of any of my partners
-No I am not DTF
-No I will not come stay at your house with you when I don't know you and you live halfway across the country
-No I will not meet up with you IRL after two exchanged sentences
-I care more about Silent Hill and the Alien franchise than I ever will your shitty opinions about either of those things, or me
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a professional cake decorator at a privately owned bakery. I also run about a million blogs, most of which are cosplay or roleplay based.

Current Obsessions: Transformers, Sweet Lolita
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing, writing, drawing, cosplaying, and makin' cakes.

You can see some of my art here: http://d0nkarnage.tumblr.com/tagged/art
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The cool colored hair and sick, flawless eyeliner.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Count of Monte Cristo, The Gargoyle, the Harry Potter series, The Crow, Sandman, Guardians of Childhood series, LotR, The Stand, the Deathlands series, The Hunger Games, the entire MTMTE Transformers series

Games: MOTHER FUCKING TEAM FORTRESS 2, ARE THERE ANY FUCKING QUESTIONS MAGGOTS. SILENT HILL, The Last of Us, Crash Bandicoot, Jak and Daxter, Dead Space, Portal, Drakan: The Ancient Gates, Pokemon, Rayman, Child of Light

Shows: Transformers: Prime/Armada/G1 but G1 is only to laugh at I mean LITERALLY EVERY EPISODE IS PURE GOLD. Rupaul's Drag Race, Ugly Americans, MASH, Firefly, Cowboy Bebop and few other assorted old-school anime, The Walking Dead, Gravity Falls, Rick and Morty, THE BRAVEST WARRIORS, STEVEN UNIVERSE, BEE AND PUPPYCAT, SAILOR MOON

Movies: The Fall, Mirrormask, Batman Forever, Kill Bill, Schindler's List, Pulp Fiction, Iron Man 1 and 2, THE AVENGERS, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Big Lebowski, just about anything Disney (except Frozen), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Moulin Rouge, A Muppet's Christmas Carol, I wish I could say Transformers but the only good thing about those movies was Shockwave and how obviously married Megatron and Starscream are. GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXYYYYYYY

Music: Gorillaz is pretty much my everything ever. Even got some of the limited edition Chucks, and nearly every band shirt they've made. Also I'm a huge musical fan. Any musical, all musicals. Fucking musicals. Oh my god musicals. Daft Punk. Studio Killers. Jack Off Jill. VNV Nation. Steam Powered Giraffe. Caravan Palace. Nicki Minaj and the Queen Be. Mystery Skulls.

Food: Anything and everything except coconut and peas. If I didn't have an alkaline based digestive system, I'd probably be a cannibal, so when people harassed me irl I could just unhinge my jaw and bite their heads off.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wifi, laptop, sketchbook, feminism, a sturdy reliable weapon, and a facial cleanser my skin is such shit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Equal rights, the slow but ever-growing progression of the importance of quality story-telling (and varied, well written females) in video games, life and death scenarios, robots, cute girls.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to be fandom famous.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear ass-loads of make-up and I've already spent over $700 on Transformers figures. I have the Takara Tomy Masterpiece Soundwave. Yeah, that's right.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're a motherfucking cosplayer in the Silver Spring, Aspen Hill, Rockville, Bethesda, Kensington area of Maryland. Or a rad feminist. Or a transforming cybernetic sentient lifeform from Cybertron. Or Groot.