Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Being inappropriate. Margin notes. Movie cliches used in real life.
Metaphors. Chocolate+peanut butter. Making things. Kept promises.
Cheese. Baking sweet treats. Coffee. More coffee. Bike rides. Drunk
Dancing. Drunk Anything. Hugs. Suprises. Back scratches. Sleeping.
Forehead kisses. Editing or manipulating reality. Thrift Stores.
Little notes just because. Anything just because. Rain. Mixed c.ds,
or its predecessor: mixed tapes. Penguins. Elephants. Giraffes.
'Spooning' (note: probably my favorite thing in the universe).
Sarcasm. Chivalry. Road trips to anywhere. Passion in regards to
anything. Taking WAY too many pictures. Spontaneity. Being
I wear lots of dresses, and I curse like a sailor in them. I drop
hard C's like a champ.
Pinky Promises are serious business to me.
I am usually one step behind--perhaps even two.
I miiight be an outlaw in Germany. Seriously. Maybe you can
I am a simply lady. I enjoy most anything in good company.
"Broken things make the best building supplies."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Avoiding a career as best I can.
Saving up for the next adventure.
Enjoying my remaining days on earth.
Always trying to be more kind because there is never enough
Attempting to understand and empathize with the human
Eating pizza and drinking beer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Embarrassing myself (and others) and not understanding that it's
Oh! And wasting time. I'm not fond of it, but boy am I good at it!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My awesomeness--it's palpable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books mean so much to me. Words perfectly put together do things to
me that I wish I could describe ( and perhaps that's why I read so
much because I am terrible at finding the right words). In all my
books you will find highlights and margin notes. Even years later
after having read many books, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
by Jonathon Safran Foer is still my favorite--Nothing quite has had
the same effect on me. Also, Harry Potter. Shut up. It's
I enjoy movies very much. I am a bad critic because I like most
anything: an independent foreign film all the way to a teenage boy
action movie. My favorite director is Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu;
I wish I could create something half as powerful as his
I am terrible at keeping up with television shows, but I do love me
some Breaking Bad, House, and Modern family.
Music: All kinds. Let's discuss. Yes?
I keep a tambourine in my car. Oh yes I do.
Food. Oh man. What door did you open? I love food. I often hum when
I eat. I am always hungry or am thinking about my next meal while I
eat. I have a special love for pizza and sweet treats. I am
Vegetarian and have been for almost 10 years now. If you are as
well, that is marvelous, and if not, don't you worry: Pizza does
I really like jelly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing hoodrat stuff with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not very private, ask me anything and it will be answered. I
can, and will, talk publicly about poop and sex (the two things
people usually shy away from)-- Reinstating that i'm not very
private. See "Im really good at" section.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you want to be my partner in crime while I partake in silly
-you want to make things with me.
-you will go adventuring with no questions asked.
-you still keep high fives alive.
-you give spare change to homeless folks.
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