Try to keep your pants on...

My name is Kristin. I like long walks through Home Depot. I play a mad air guitar. I wish I was a mermaid. I love the White Sox and Coca Cola. I am a hippie(with the exception that I shower 3 times a day and have never smoked pot). I like to pee with the door open. Electric guitar and cookies are the way to my heart. I travel almost everywhere barefoot, weather permitting. I once slept through an earthquake when I was a baby...which probably says something about my personality. I, as an Aries, am a lover of all, but seemingly get along with the Aries (my #1 preference), Cancer, and Libra moreso than others. I cannot parallel park for SHIT. I drive a Mustang. His name is Shadow. I feel that HE chose ME. He pretty much drove up to me, made out with me(with tongue), grabbed my vagina, and smirked...and that's when I knew...he was the one. For once, i would like to watch Animal Planet and NOT cry. I am half Japanese and half Polish, but speak Spanish, German, and French. I am a smidge on the vulgar side...I am the person who will say out loud what everyone else is thinking. However, I do recognize when it is time to have the proper etiquette--I do have lovely manners in circumstances which they are needed. I have a few nicknames: Kristinizer(go figure), K, Pipes, Cals, Kisstin, and Vegas seem to be the most used ones. I belch religiously...especially around men-I know how much they love it. I am loyal, faithful, and STD-free. I will never stop trying to save the world. And no one can tame my free, loving spirit!

I am earning my degree in psychology, attempting to live the American dream and sleep with my professor(JK!), staying active, meeting new people, painting, drawing, fighting crime one hooker at a time, calling dumb bitches out on their ignorance and lack of intelligence, telling strangers that they smell good, flicking off douches or cunts who stare at me for more than 5 seconds, being naked, serenading people who pull up next to me in traffic, purposely walking into people and saying "sorry." Living spontaneously and doing things out of my usual element--I recently auditioned for America's Next Top Model...and made it to the final round in my construction boots, blue jeans, and a wifebeater....but got eliminated because i stuttered when i said my age. Oh Tyra, one day we will meet...and make out hopefully.

Keeping in shape. I take my body very seriously...sorry to all those of you who wished that I would get fat after high school...I've actually lost weight since. ;)

Talking to people about what's most important to them. i love conversations about ANYTHING...i feel there is SO much to learn from everyone! Everyone is so unique. I love it. And I love you too.

Oh! and i give wicked massages(by hands and tongue). Thank you.

My exotic ethnicity(polish & Japanese),my body, and I get my cheekbones a lot (people seem to really like them for some weird reason).

I am also super friendly and sociable. :) Come talk to me!

BOOKS:

DSM-IV-TR:Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders
The Dictionary
Urban Dictionary of Slang and Euphemisms
Catcher in the Rye
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time
The Bell Jar
The Four Agreements
Perks of Being A Wallflower
The Five People You Meet In Heaven
The Pokey Little Puppy
Everyone Poops

MOVIES:
The Little Mermaid
Kill Bill 1 & 2
Sweeney Todd
Across The Universe
Spiderman 1, 2, 3
The Sandlot
Grease
Closer
Pirates of the Carribean
Crash
Amelie
Sin City
Stepbrothers
Wall-E

MUSIC:
MCR, THE BEATLES, P!nk, Led Zeppelin, ACDC, Taking Back Sunday, Jack Johnson, Kings of Leon, The Used, Nirvana, Britney Spears, Muse, Silverstein, Rise Against, Bob Marley, System of a Down, Dashboard Confessional, Aerosmith, Apocalyptica, Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, Miley Cyrus(ok, STFU you love her too), Kenny Chesney, Keith Urban, TimMcGraw, Incubus, Radiohead, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie, Shiny Toy Guns,The Spill Canvas, Sublime, 311, SO much more! I am not a fan of rap and hip-hop.

FOOD:
Quite the carnivore. Really love fruit too. Candy is also a really good way to reel me in.

The greatest band ever once said..."All you need is love."
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Really? It's 2010. Is anything really private anymore?....I am an open book. Inquire away.

you're not a hooker and not seeking one.

and are educated. I love smart girls.