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KristmasKthulhu

25 M Spring, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
My friends say I'm a really nice guy. They also say I'm fun, sarcastic, and occasionally crude, and I'm pretty okay with that. My favorite conversation topics include philosophy, humor (dark humor absolutely kills me), movies, games, and science.
What I’m doing with my life
This one is sort of difficult to answer. I guess looking for new experiences, and making plans to live in Europe at some point in my young adulthood.

I just recently started playing saxophone again, and got a few books on jazz improvisation. So that's, you know, coming along.
I’m really good at
Being handsome, witty, and charming. Having an inflated opinion of myself. Problem solving. Being fun, genuine, and direct. Remembering trivia. Not judging. Nerd stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a sharp-dressed motherfucker.

And that yes, I do have two beards.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Breaking Bad, Community, Parks & Rec, and Archer. I feel like mentioning Dr. Who is sort of redundant, but the Sherlock BBC series is really fantastic.

If you like blink-182, Miles Davis, or Queen, we're going to get along just fine in this department.

My top three Christmas movies of all time: Die Hard, Batman Returns, and The Long Kiss Goodnight. In that order.

East of Eden, Catch-22, The Shining, Fight Club, The Phantom Tollbooth, Watchmen, V For Vendetta, The Dark Knight Returns, Dune, World War Z, The Hobbit.
The six things I could never do without
Vests
Color
Logic
Love
Art
Communication
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Do all the people who answer "Yes" to the question "Do you think the world would be a better place if people with low IQ's were not allowed to reproduce," actually support a Third Reich-inspired eugenics program?

Whether there is anything (non-harmful) I wouldn't do to get a date with a cute redhead. I have yet to come up with something.
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for something fun to do with friends. This could be anything from going out to a bar, to discussing the lifecycle of a xenomorph while playing Rock Band.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not shy when it comes to giving private information about myself, you just have to know how to ask.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can answer and explain who your favorite duck is.

You're not afraid to meet internet people in person once you can be reasonably sure they don't want to flay you and wear your skin as a suit. Hmmm... or vest, maybe...

You drink scotch and love Die Hard.

You've ever thought seriously about what you would do on the day you were attacked by a zombie.