27 Spring, TX
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My self-summary
I think I wasn't hugged enough as a child, which might explain why I'm into women who are a little bit older than me. I make excellent cocktails and love listening to people who are passionate about something. My sense of humor is really dry (and dark) and I think sarcasm is an art form.

I also like movies. You know... Like, like. I seriously enjoy critiquing, analyzing, and discussing them. If you're a nerd about *something*, we will probably get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Part time bartender, part time nanny for kids with special needs.
I’m really good at
Making brownies and eating half the batch before coming to my senses in a puddle of tears.

Being self-conscious about dancing but doing it anyway.

Oh, karaoke! No really, I'm kind of a big deal.
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard, or lack of one, as the situation warrants.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Rick & Morty, Daredevil, Master of None, True Detective, Bojack Horseman, Sense8, iZombie, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Brooklyn 99, 30 Rock, Futurama

I really frickin' love ska and I refuse to apologize for it. I also still love Blink-182, Green Day, and Weezer. More recently (sort of), Vampire Weekend, Gorillaz, Flogging Molly, The Fratellis, Childish Gambino

In Bruges, Birdman, Super, Guardians of the Galaxy, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Big Trouble in Little China, The Thing, Alien and Aliens, Nightcrawler, Drive, Mad Max: Fury Road, Shaun of the Dead, The World's End, Snatch, John Wick, Die Hard, Star Wars IV and V, Oldboy, Jaws, The Princess Bride, Groundhog Day, Dr. Strangelove

East of Eden, Catch-22, The Shining, Fight Club, The Phantom Tollbooth, Watchmen, V For Vendetta, The Dark Knight Returns, Dune, World War Z, The Hobbit, Mistborn
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is it possible to come up with a conspiracy theory so crazy that literally *nobody* will believe it? I find the psychology of conspiracy theorists fascinating, and am constantly amazed by the lengths to which they go in their justification of their beliefs.

Do all the people who answer "Yes" to the question "Do you think the world would be a better place if people with low IQ's were not allowed to reproduce," actually support a Third Reich-inspired eugenics program?

Why the fuck are all these women taking profile selfies in public restrooms?

How can I rope these people I just met into playing board games with me?

How much longer can humanity pretend that our current rate of consumption of resources is sustainable?

I swear I'm not a Donnie Downer in person, but I do spend a lot of time thinking about this crap.
On a typical Friday night I am
Board games and beer if I'm not working and can find anybody with a pulse who will agree to that.

Otherwise movies/TV and beer.

Or Bob Ross painting and beer.

Scotch...? And beer?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ask me something you're curious about and I will most likely tell you.
You should message me if
You have more than one facial expression.

You're able to hold a conversation.

You can make me laugh.

You like to dress up for a night out.

You drink whiskey and love Die Hard.

You've ever thought seriously about how you would survive a zombie outbreak.