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Kristopher1138

33 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'd say I'm a pretty great guy, but then again, I'm probably biased.

I love baseball and the Minnesota Twins. I have a partial season ticket package at Target Field. Baseball gives me warm fuzzies and makes me feel like a kid again. Also, it's pretty much the best sport ever for a stats geek.

Yes, I definitely am a geek. I like sci-fi/fantasy, video games, anime... stuff like that.

I am also a volunteer statistician for the Minnesota RollerGirls. Roller derby is awesome! It acts like a magnet that pulls in all sorts of amazing people. Also, the stats work itself also allows me to exercise my brain and contribute to a growing sport I love.
What I’m doing with my life
Making it up as I go along, trying to decide what I want to be when I go up, etc.

My job requires me to sit in a cube farm doing insurancey busywork all day. I like my job, but it doesn't really define me. I work to live, not live to work. I also joined a CrossFit gym a few months ago to improve my health and get in better shape. So far, I really love it! :)
I’m really good at
Two things: Sleeping, and getting distracted by something fun when I should be sleeping.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not really sure. I tend to be more reserved when I first meet someone from OKC, but I'm definitely more open when I meet people in a social setting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Well, there are way too many to list them all. A lot of my entertainment favorites have geek cred. I'm a fan of Doctor Who and Firefly and Fullmetal Alchemist and Death Note and Sherlock. I also play video games occasionally, Nintendo games mostly (Currently playing Mario Kart 8 on my Wii U). I used to play more video games 5-10 years ago, though. I'm getting old.

I tend to like a wide variety of movies. Here's a random list of some favorites: Forrest Gump, Clue, Pulp Fiction, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Jaws, Shaun of the Dead, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Fight Club, Office Space, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Monsters Inc., Back to the Future... Too many to name them all.

As far as getting out of the house is concerned, I like going to Twins games and any roller derby event. Otherwise comedy clubs and bon fires/barbecues are also fun in the summertime. I have a great circle of friends, so there's usually something going on each weekend. I'm not a big club person, though.

A few bands/artists I like: Cake, They Might Be Giants, Weird Al, The Cars, Stone Temple Pilots, Weezer, and The Foo Fighters. I also listen to video game music when I'm working because my brain is to conditioned to focus and have fun when I hear it.
The six things I could never do without
• Humor/Fun
• Friendship
• Love
• Adventure/Inspiration
• Optimism
• An extra life
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I wish people were more considerate and open-minded, and less focused on their single perspective only. What life should be like and what I want from it. How to make healthy decisions. Whether or not that woman exists who would perfectly compliment me, and how to find her.

Also, baseball and roller derby.
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing after a week of work and watching Netflix, or sometimes hanging with friends. Maybe at a Twins game during the summer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a crappy-looking car that has been the unfortunate victim of several random misfortunes, but it still runs well. It's actually kind of crazy. I think it might be cursed, but I still like it.

Also, I absolutely HATE burpees.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
—You love life and tend to find the fun in most situations; you have a geeky/silly side and embrace it.
—If you have a good sense of humor and can bring the sass. I'm a sucker for sarcastic banter and playful repartee.
—If you enjoy impromptu adventures like unexpectedly driving to Darwin to see the Twine Ball for no good reason (I have actually not yet done this).
—If you like baseball games on gorgeous sunny days or cool summer evenings.
—If you are OK with the fact that I'm not religious and do not ever plan to be.
—If you're open-minded and accepting of different people and different lifestyles. (Read: If you support marriage equality.)

I mostly just want to live life and be happy. To that end, I'm looking for someone awesome to share in that happiness.