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34 Milwaukee, WI Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:08pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I think highly of myself but I'm also aware of my flaws. Low maintenance. Feed me, I'm good. Blue collar background, trying to fit into a white collar world. I'm a decent writer. Maybe I'm being humble. Someone once told me "you are Kurt Vonnegut." Kurt Vonnegut is a famous and genius writer. Hmmm, maybe I'm more than decent?

I love movies. I just saw 50 Shades of Grey. I really liked it; the whole tug of war between them, him wanting it his way because of his "issues" and her fighting for a more traditional romance. Can't wait for the sequel. Although I have to agree with Ice T who talked about it on Jimmy Fallon the other night--it was a little tame. I mean all he really did was spank her...anyway.

I'm not shy about sex and sexuality and don't mind admitting I like 50 Shades of Gray. I'm a pretty open person. Food! I just cooked drunken fajitas tonight! Fantastic job by the way. Some of my other specialties are Chicken Marsala and Steaks. Steak sounds simple, but it's an art cooking a good steak. I'm a deep thinker. I prefer substantial conversations over small talk, but small talk is fine too.

What else about me? I have a degree in business from Marquette. Exorcism fascinates me. Yes, I said exorcism...Psychology is fascinating to me. I'm an artist and have always been able to draw very well. I took some art classes at MIAD. I have a blog. Working out in the winter is overrated, but I love biking everyday in the spring and summer.

I can probably talk a little bit about everything. I'm athletic. Money is not a huge value of mine, I think there are more important things in life. If you'd like to know anything else, just ask!
What I’m doing with my life
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Good question. What AM I doing with my life? Writing, cooking, living, working out, watching Jimmy Fallon most nights, going to coffee shops. Transitioning out of marketing and into something else.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, cooking, anything athletic, ping pong, sex.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Catcher in the Rye, anything Kurt Vonnegut, Silver Linings Playbook, Gracepoint lately, Homeland, Seinfeld...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My computer, my bike, my car, my kitchen, family, my wits.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why we're here, what we should be doing with our lives, existential type stuff I guess.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out to dinner, grabbing a drink, watching tv.
You should message me if
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You feel like it.