I'm a very entertaining guy; laid back, witty, sarcastic, irreverent, non-conforming pundit and cynic. However, I don’t play golf, ride Harleys, wear short pants in summer and/or Kevin Costner polo shirts NOR do I root for any sports team. [NOT that there’s anything wrong with that]. I was never a hit with Veronica but Betty always said I had 'teddy bear' magnetism. That was good enough for me.
I deny being a couch potato, or, if you happen to be friends with Dan Quayle, a couch potatoe. In fact, I haven't even owned a couch, a divan or sofa for more than twenty years.
I love babies of all species and my Mom** **** from a distance, the performing arts in summer and a whole lot more. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
My bucket list
I want to attend just one 'Burning Man'.
Write best selling literotica from a rustic writers cottage by the sea.
Attend a body-painting bacchanal with a partner enthusiastic for natural art.
Teach a tot something [s]he’ll remember for a lifetime.
Favorite songs; Claire de Lune, Moonlight Serenade, Tin Pan Ally
Movies; Cold Mountain, Notebook,
Turn ons; Gals who genuinely prefer to be in my company.
Turn ons: Burning the top of my mouth with scalding pizza
Turn offs, Gals with charm, grace and intellect, but have speaking voices like Fran Drescher, Carol Channing, Liberace, Rocky Balboa, or Gilbert Godfried.
I'm so shallow at times