Hey ! I aint lyin !!
But I'm very needy. I need a congenital mothering female. How can I help that ? I realize times have changed and women don't want to mother their guys anymore, but I grew up the [50's] fifties and [60's] sixties. DAMN ! I'm USED to that.
So like now I'm 'sposed to change b'cus contemporary fems have become more assertive ?: want more outta life ?? sheeit. I’m already contemporary fem-ready. Been that way since forever.
I'm quintessentially laid back, witty, sarcastic, irreverent, non-conforming; a pundit and a skeptic. I don’t play golf, ride Harleys, wear shorts pants and/or Kevin Costner polo shirts OR do I root for any sports team. [NOT that there’s anything wrong with that].
While its true I was never a hit with Veronica, Betty insisted I had 'teddy bear' magnetism and giggled about it all the time.
I don't know why more women aren't spamming my mailbox. I may be a 'short' but I've clearly lucked out in the genes department. I love babies of all species, my Mom** **** from a distance, well manicured piazzas, coffee enemas and English muffins on lazy Sunday mornings.
Gimmee endless summers of hiking in the woods, skinny dipping in mountain ponds, and voices 'barber shopping' around the camp fire .
Afterwards I love the performing arts, Trouble is my heroes/heroine artists are showing up dead all the time.
My bucket list
I want to find my BFF [Best Freekin Female] AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE !!!
Own a vintage acoustic guitar and regain my ability to play it. [ I sliced off a tip of my finger]
I wanna write best selling literotica from a rustic writers cottage by the sea.
Attend a body-painting bacchanal with a partner enthusiastic for natural art
I wanna teach a tot something [s]he’ll remember for a lifetime.
I wanna counsel people painfully apprehensive about dying.
I got time.