I'm very needy. I so need a congenital mothering female. How can I help that ? I realize times have changed and women don't want to mother their guys anymore, but I grew up the [50's] fifties and [60's] sixties. DAMN ! I'm USED to that.
So like now I'm 'sposed to change cus contemporary fems are more exertive?: want more outta life ?? sheeit. I’m already contemporary fem-ready. Been that way since forever.
I'm laid back, witty, sarcastic, irreverent, non-conforming, pundit and cynic. I don’t play golf, ride Harleys, wear shorts pants and/or Kevin Costner polo shirts OR do I root for any sports team. [NOT that there’s anything wrong with that]. Its true I was never a hit with Veronica. Betty on the other hand said I had 'teddy bear' magnetism and giggled about it all the time.
Hey. I was #! in Drama Club.
I just don't know why more women are spamming my mailbox. I may be a little 'short' but I 've obviously lucked out in the genes department. And I love the performing arts, But, alas, my heroes/heroine artists are showing up dead all the time. THAT is REALLY a drag.
I love babies of all species. I love my Mom** from a distance and warm coffee enemas especially on Sunday mornings. I LOATHE every member of the Bar but those miscreants dont care anyway. They love only themselves
Me ? Give me infinitely more summer months. When the temperature cooperates I'm off on mystery hikes in the woods, love camping by a summer stream, intellectualizing with intelligent skeeters and singing childrens song around the camp fire .
Okay, so I'm a little peculiar. But I ain't never hurt no body, and ain't going to start now.
My bucket list
I want to find my BFF [Best Freekin Female] AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE !!!
Own a vintage acoustic guitar and regain my ability to play it. [ I sliced off a tip of my finger]
I wanna write best selling literotica from a rustic writers cottage by the sea.
Attend a body-painting bacchanal with a partner enthusiastic for natural art
I wanna teach a tot something [s]he’ll remember for a lifetime.
I wanna counsel people painfully apprehensive about dying.
I got time.