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I am. And not in the God fashion.

Flawed. Full of wonder. Artistic. Intelligent. Determined. In love. In hate. Opinionated. Wandering. Indescribable. Thoughtful. Misanthropic. Sarcastic. Cynical. Joyful. Split down the middle. Crude. Inquisitive. Obnoxious as hell. Wicked. Carnal. Playful. Epicurean. Profane. Sacred. Sensual. Really quite spacey.

I never considered myself high maintenance. I'm not big on presents, dinners out etc. But I suppose I require quality time. And that drains people. So I'm just another vampire.

I don't enjoy social games but I know how to play them. I have etiquette, but I don't think it should be to the exclusion of my right to tell someone to piss off if they've crossed the line.

I also don't tolerate dishonesty in others if it effects me and/or mine. This does place me into the tattletale category at times.

I'm seeking friends. Friendship is the basis for any other relationship I might be interested in. Patience, young padawans. Patience.

I say it below, but I guess it bears repeating: I'm not here to spice up your marriage. Even if it's okay with all parties I'm probably not up for it. This has nothing to do with me thinking you're wrong or horrible and instead has to do with some personal experiences. Please respect that. If not, know that I'm probably complaining about you over drinks with my friends.

The cachucha.

Cooking (Thai, Indian and Middle Eastern are my favorites). Existing (Going with the flow of the life stream). Learning (I absorb knowledge, trivia and the intricacies of life like a hungry sponge). Having fun (No really. I've become so amazing at this one. In my opinion.).

Eyes. That's all I've really been told. I suppose they're intriguing.

This may not count for first impressions, but one of the most consistent compliments I receive is that people don't feel compelled to be anything other than themselves around me. And that makes me ridiculously happy.

I'm polyamorous (and involved. OKCupid gives me weird semantics for relationship status). This doesn't mean I'm easy. Or interested in spicing up your marriage.

I have a *thing* for song covers.

The voices tell you to. You know the meaning of life.