--" I cant wait for our first date so I can taste you with my tongue."
--"I pay for blowjobs."
--"... just as long as you know i do like the idea of you being casually naughty with others when we're together..."
I mention this because these things have been said to a friend of mine by online potential suitors. If this is my competition, I really shouldn't have anything to worry about.
I am curious, reasonably smart, usually polite, often direct (hopefully tactful), funny--in that Chandler from Friends kind of way. I enjoy cooking, sports (tennis, ultimate, biking), traveling (lived in the UK for a few years, traveled in Europe, a bit of the Middle East and Africa), art and music (especially going to see live bands/orchestras). I'm laid back, but have to work at it.
For all you marathoners out there--I may join you in training for a couple of miles, but beyond that, a tiger had better be chasing me to get me to run any distance.
To those who are curious (and in Washington it's the burning question), I work for a federal law enforcement agency that has its own TV show (two, actually).
I apparently like parentheses.
And Scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch...
I'm looking for a partner who wants to join me in some adventures, somebody who's curious, looks for new experiences, and wants to grow together. I'd like someone who is more optimistic than me, laid back, fair, and loving.